From Hogwarts to Azkaban

On that day that year, the savior Harry Potter wore women's clothes and rode a dragon into the sky.

On that day that year, Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts, lost his phoenix completely.

On that day, Voldemort, a disabled man without a nose, suddenly had seven more heads.

That year and that day...

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George Weasley: "I hit Voldemort on the head with shit!"

Fred Weasley: "I've proven it's real, I've smashed it myself!"

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Kreiner looked up at the sky and muttered, "This isn't Harry Potter at all!"