第1章 神仙个屁,快冻成冰棍了

Fuck the gods, I'm almost frozen into a popsicle

Lin Che never dreamed that a good college student would be tricked by his unscrupulous parents into inheriting a dilapidated Taoist temple right after graduation!

Qingyun Temple was so poor that it was leaking everywhere. The founder of the temple looked ashen and had a face thicker than ashes, and he had not a penny left from the incense money.

Seeing that he was about to starve to death or freeze to death in the cold winter, he could only eat wild vegetables and fish in the lake to barely survive.

Until he stewed the carp that he could never catch...

[Ding! The strongest wish system has been successfully bound!]

[Warm reminder: You have just devoured the previous host of this system.]

Lin Che: “???”

Starting off on Hell difficulty? Luckily, the newbie gift pack is awesome: clairvoyance for ghost detection, initiation of cultivation, and a robe that comes with cleaning and insulation!

It's just that this daily quest is a bit outrageous - fulfill someone's wish? If you fail, you'll be randomly deprived of your senses?

Looking at the first female pilgrim who came to the door and the anxious male ghost behind her.

Lin Che held a whisk in his hand, his face full of profoundness.

"Donor, you are not here to seek marriage."

"You're here looking for someone... and he wants to see you."

From then on, the style of the deserted and dilapidated Qingyun Temple changed suddenly.

There is an endless stream of people seeking help: those looking for someone to find, those asking for divination, those seeking exorcism, and even those who want to chat with their ancestors?

Lin Che: "Don't worry, line up and come one by one. The incense money... well, it's all in good faith!"

But, how did he go from being the owner of a broken temple who was nearly frozen to death, to being recognized as a wish fulfiller in the three realms and six paths?

林澈做梦都没想到，好好一个大学生，刚毕业就被无良爹妈坑去继承了一座破道观！
青云观穷得四面漏风，祖师爷像灰比脸厚，香火钱更是半个子儿没有。
眼看就要饿死冻毙在寒冬里，他只能啃野菜、钓湖鱼，勉强续命。
直到他一锅炖了那条总钓不上来的鲤鱼……
【叮！最强祈愿系统绑定成功！】
【温馨提示：您刚吞噬了本系统上任宿主。】
林澈：“？？？”
开局就是地狱难度？幸好新手礼包够顶：天眼识鬼，修为灌顶，道袍还自带清洁保温！
就是这每日任务有点离谱——帮人了却心愿？失败还要随机剥夺感官？
看着第一个上门的女香客，以及她身后那只焦急的男鬼。
林澈手持拂尘，一脸高深：
“这位施主，你不是来求姻缘的。”
“你是来寻人的……而且，他想见你。”
从此，冷清破败的青云观画风突变。
求助者络绎不绝：寻人的、问卦的、驱邪的、甚至还有想和祖宗聊聊天儿的？
林澈：“别急，排好队，一个个来。香油钱……咳，心意到了就行！”
只是，帮着帮着，他怎么就从快冻死的破观主，成了三界六道公认的——心愿代办人？