Oh No, Have I Become an Urban Legend in North America?

The vampire hunter arrived at the bar, a confident smile on his face as he looked at the latest bounty. "The latest urban legend!" "That thing has pale skin and fears sunlight!" "It has sharp fangs!" "It's fast and can fly!" "I see, it's a vampire!" "The bounty is $10,000! Isn't that just giving money away?" A day later, the vampire hunter returned to the bar. "You said that guy who can catch silver bullets with his bare hands, eat noodles with garlic, rinse his mouth with holy water, and pick his teeth with a cross is a vampire?!" "Isn't that right?" "He said he's also an exorcist, an Eastern exorcist." Li Ran refreshed the screen of the Exorcist app on his phone. [Demon monkey sightings in Crown Town!] [Wendigo suspected in West Lion Heights!] [The latest urban legend! The vampire at 99 Clare Street! Pictures speak louder than words!] Vampires? They're 99% rare. Wait... 99 Clare Street? They're not talking about me, are they? Let me reiterate again, zombie, I am a zombie, not a vampire!