The Most Powerful Goalkeeper in History

I love to be a goalkeeper, but I love to shoot even more;

I love the fish leaping to save the day, and I love the scorpion swinging its tail even more;

Scolding opponents, criticizing the Football Association, and scolding referees are the most loving things!

They say I am Chilavert II, but Chilavert is nothing;

Punching Cesar and kicking San Casillas,

The goal conceded is better than Buffon, the goal scored is better than Messi!

What best goalkeeper, what best scorer, what Ballon d'Or, I want them all!

Who am I? The King of Football? NO!

Don't call me the King of Football, it's too vulgar;

Remember, I am the most awesome goalkeeper in history! (Book Friends Group: 191898903)