第1章 如果我秃头你还会爱我吗（1）

If I were bald would you still love me? (1)

Bai Yao became a vicious supporting actress in many horror worlds, beautiful but reeking of money. After the system gave her the "conquer" command, it lost contact due to poor signal. She'd read so many novels, she knew the clichés—wasn't it just about capturing men with tragic experiences? Sometimes, upon first sight, she could sense a faint red glow emanating from them, and she guessed it must be her target. And so— In a haunted boarding school, she found a bullied, innocent boy. She tutored him, brought him flowers, and secretly cuddled with him in the art room where someone had died. In an abandoned hospital where six people escaped, she rescued a frail young man, abandoned by everyone as a burden. She brought him resources and equipment, and kissed him discreetly in a closet. On a perilous island, she saw a black, tentacled, octopus-like creature and accepted its offer. She hid the black monster in her pocket. It grew larger and larger, finally taking on a human form, and she decided she could teach it how to kiss. The system came back online, and screamed, "How on earth can you fall in love with so many ghost bosses!" Bai Yao: "Didn't you ask me to conquer them?" The system crashed, "I asked you to successfully conquer the game and survive to the end, I didn't ask you to whore the bosses!" Bai Yao: "Ah, this..." The unspeakable monster tore its body in half, and its tentacles brought all the hidden shells to her, "Yaoyao, kiss me." Bai Yao: My favorability is maxed out, how can I not kiss you?

白瑶成了诸多恐怖世界里空有美貌，且满身铜臭味的恶毒女配。 系统给她抛下“攻略”两个字后就因为信号不好失联了。 她看过那么多小说，很懂套路，不就是要她去攻略有悲惨遭遇的男人吗？ 有时候在看到某人的第一眼时，她能察觉对方身上出现的暗红色光芒，她猜那一定就是自己的攻略对象，于是—— 在闹鬼的寄宿制校园里，她捡到了被人欺负的单纯少年，她给他补课，给他送花，与他躲在死过人的美术室里偷偷的搂搂抱抱。 在六人逃生的废弃医院，她救下了被所有人视为累赘而丢下的病弱少年，她给他送资源，给他送装备，与他藏在衣柜里小心的亲吻。 在危机遍布的海岛，看到那坨黑色带着触手的形似章鱼的生物，她也来者不拒，把黑色怪物藏在了自己的口袋里，它一天天长大，最后有了人的形状，她觉得可以教它亲吻了。 系统重新上线，失声惊叫，“你究竟是怎么能做到和那么多鬼怪BOSS谈恋爱的啊！” 白瑶:“你不是说让我攻略他们？” 系统崩溃，“我是让你把游戏攻略成功活到最后，没有叫你嫖BOSS 啊！” 白瑶:“啊这……” 不可言说的怪物身体撕成两半，它的触手把藏起来的贝壳都送到了她的面前，“瑶瑶，亲我呀。” 白瑶:好感度都刷满了，不亲说的过去？