第1章 史上最缺德的综艺开播了

The most unethical variety show in history has started

【Playing memes + being funny + being mean + entertainment】

The variety show "Escape from the Villain Island" features the eight celebrities that netizens across the country choose the most.

If the transformation is successful, you can escape from the Evil Island.

If the transformation is not successful by the end of the show, I will quit the entertainment industry forever.

Shen Ke happened to be dressed as a celebrity with a scandal and was forced to appear on this show.

Faced with negative reviews from all over the Internet, he was on the road to death, complaining about everything, everything and everyone.

"They are all here to whitewash themselves, but I am not. I am nobler than them. I am here to make money."

"Although I may not be popular, I can make people angry!"

"Life is not easy, so don't blame yourself if you can blame others."

"Gold will always shine, but I am just an old friend."

...

Room allocation stage.

"Ladies first, can you give me your room?"

"Sure, 5,000 yuan a night, buy five get two free, pay with insurance or transfer?"

The guests like to speak English: "Who cares."

Shen Ke: "Add s."

"Shen Ke's Ke means hard work, right?"

"No, it's the harsh word 'ke'."

No, what's wrong with you? I asked you to whitewash it, so why did you scold all the guests?

The introduction is weak, please move to the main text.

【玩梗+搞笑+怼人+娱乐圈】
《逃离恶人岛》综艺由全国网友评选出他们最讨厌的8个明星参加。
如果改造成功，就可以逃离恶人岛。
如果节目结束还没改造成功，那就永远退出娱乐圈。
沈刻刚好穿成一个塌房艺人，被迫上了这个节目。
面对全网恶评，他在作死的道路上一骑绝尘，怼天怼地怼空气。
“他们都是来洗白的，我不是，我比他们高贵，我是来赚钱的。”
“虽然我人气不行，但是我气人行啊！”
“活着本来就不容易，能怪别人就别怪自己。”
“是金子总会发光的，但我是老铁。”
...
分房环节。
“女士优先，可以把你的房间让给我吗？”
“可以，一晚上5000块，买五送二，支付保还是转账？”
嘉宾喜欢飚英语：“who care。”
沈刻：“加s。”
“沈刻的刻是刻苦的刻吧？”
“不是，是刻薄的刻。”
不是，你怎么回事？让你来洗白的，你怎么把嘉宾都骂了。
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