第1章 开局地狱，系统你在哪儿？

Hell at the beginning, where are you, system?

[Slow pace + soul travel + no system + fictional history + civilian counterattack + low-level martial arts world]

Others who travel through time either become emperors or generals, or their systems are hacked, but Zhao Dalu has been blessed with a "Hell Plus" life! Opening his eyes, he doesn't wait for the golden finger and harem, but first receives a kick from his fierce wife with the maximum fighting power - the original owner was beaten to death by this former enemy female general for sneaking into bed in the middle of the night!

Now, survival has become his sole mission. On one side is his fiery wife, capable of beating tigers with her fists and shattering bricks with her feet, who daily gives him a "love education (physics)"; on the other, his family, who think his wife's beating is justified, furiously praise her. Want to run? Your legs will give way! Want to resist? You'll be instantly defeated!

Watch how the most miserable time traveler in history struggles to navigate the laws of survival in an alien world, despite being beaten three times a day. This isn't a comeback, this is pure... survival! A tragic adventure that will make you laugh your ass off, and the hilarious opening begins!

【慢节奏+魂穿+无系统+架空历史+平民逆袭+低武世界】
别人穿越不是帝王将相，就是系统开挂，赵大驴却喜提“地狱Plus版”人生！一睁眼，没等来金手指和后宫，先迎来了武力值MAX的悍妻一记窝心脚——原主竟因半夜钻被窝，被这位前敌国女将军活活揍死了！
现在，生存成了他唯一的任务。一边是拳能打虎、脚能碎砖的暴躁老婆，天天对他进行“爱的教育（物理）”；一边是觉得“媳妇打得对”的奇葩家人，疯狂点赞。想跑？腿软！想反抗？秒跪！
看史上最惨穿越者如何在一日三餐的胖揍中，艰难探索异世界生存法则。这不是逆袭，这是纯粹的……求生！一场让你笑出腹肌的悲惨冒险，爆笑开幕！