第一章：祝你度过死亡前愉悦的时光。 

Wishing you a happy time before your death.

Transmigrating to another world, you're trapped in an attic and become a madman. Your only golden finger is just for sarcastic remarks. [Bad news: Your uncle is planning to make you disappear from the family tree with dignity.] [Good news: The beautiful widowed countess attending the banquet needs a new puppet husband to protect her territory.] So, Dashian becomes the contracted husband of this "internal and external troubled countess." [Bad news: From your cheap uncle to the surrounding hungry wolves, from the mole in the castle to the inquisitor of the church, everyone is lining up to make you and your new wife disappear.] [Good news: It seems that your shadow... can eat all their magic and holy light as a snack?] So, in order to be a good husband to this countess, the ordinary Dashian decides to start with the first thing: fill his stomach and become...

穿越异世界，开局被困阁楼当疯子，唯一的金手指还只会说风凉话。【坏消息：你的叔叔正打算让你体面地从族谱上消失。】【好消息：前来参加宴会的美貌寡妇女伯爵，正需要一个新的傀儡丈夫来保住领地。】于是，达希安成了这位“内忧外患”女伯爵的契约丈夫。【坏消息：从你的便宜叔叔到环伺的饿狼，从城堡里的内鬼到教会的审判官，所有人都排着队想让你和你的新婚妻子消失。】【好消息：你的影子好像……能把他们的魔法和圣光都当点心吃掉？】所以，平平无奇的达希安为了当好这位女伯爵的丈夫，决定先从第一件事做起：填饱肚子并且成为一名……...