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Section 1

I want to write a book. First, I need an interesting and handsome protagonist to connect with the reader. Then, one or two beautiful, lovely girls... maybe three or four would be nice too. With a boy and a girl, it's only natural to add some romance, some ambiguity, some heart-throbs, a layer of milk and honey, a touch of bitterness and astringency, all mixed together... It looks delicious. Then, add a flirty narrator and set it up as a system. Finally, to make the book taste even better, I need to add more sugar. I open the sugar jar, and then, with a slip of my hand, I pour the whole thing in... Damn, isn't that too sweet? I hurriedly pour in some more "Book of Songs," some Shura scenes, some life philosophy... Finally, this is the book... I think it tastes pretty good.

我想写一本书。首先，我需要一个有趣而帅气的男主角，让看书的朋友有代入感， 然后，一两个漂亮的、可爱的女孩·····三四个或许也不错。有了男孩和女孩，那么理所当然的，该倒入一些爱情，一些暧昧，一些心动，再来一层奶和蜜，一点苦和涩，混在一起……看起来，味道不错。再然后，加一个风骚的旁白，设定成系统。最后，为了让这本书味道更好一些，我得多加点糖。我打开糖罐，然后，手一滑，把整罐糖倒了进去……完了，那岂不是甜得发腻？我慌慌张张又倒了些《诗经》，一些修罗场，一些人生哲理……最终呈现上来的，就是这么本书了··…想来，味道还挺不错的。