第1章 摸鱼两年半 系统天上来

After two and a half years of slacking off, a new system suddenly appeared.

[Lighthearted and humorous][System protagonist plus reborn protagonist][Female-centric][High-level martial arts][Universal starry sea world view][Meme-filled][Fast-paced]

My name is Zhang Youyou. In my past life, I was a cool, handsome, and aloof male otaku with a withdrawn personality, severe social anxiety, and a dislike for conversation. I never imagined that I would be given a time-travel permit and become a girl!

Holy crap! What kind of start is this? The second brother gets the system?!

Reborn Empress Luo Yuxuan: No, this little fool who spent twelve years with me in the orphanage, how come he's so... cruel when he makes a move.

Zhang Youyou: Immortal Technique. Heavenly Flame Funeral. Starfall. Kun Multiplier!

Looking at the strange beast whose sky suddenly darkened: Huh? Ah? I'll hit her, really? ???

Beast 1: Answer me, why? Why? Although she didn't start by going head-to-head with us in terms of stamina, and was a weak newbie, you didn't say that this crazy woman's mana bar was bottomless!

Beast 2: Look my eyes, answer me! Can you beat them? Ah, yes, yes, yes!

Beast: Huh? Why are you so concerned about cultivation level? It'll corrupt this little ancestor's strength!

……………

Heaven and man are at war, the universe is at war.

Above the vast universe, divine thoughts illuminate all realms; I am the being of concepts.

After finishing her daily tasks, Zhang Youyou was pulled into the women's bathhouse by Luo Yuxuan during her free time: ? !! It seems I've turned into a woman... Not bad?

【轻松搞笑】【系统主角加重生主角】【大女主】【高武】【寰宇星海世界观】【玩梗】【快节奏】
我叫张悠悠，前世高冷帅气男宅一枚，性格孤僻，有严重社恐，不爱交谈，没想到得到穿越许可证的我竟然成了一个女生！！！
卧槽！这什么开局，老二换取系统？？？
重生女帝洛雨轩：不是，这个同我一起过十二年福利院的小傻瓜，一出手咋那么………残忍。
张悠悠：仙法.天炎葬礼.星陨.坤数倍！
看着天空突然暗淡下来的异兽：嗯？啊？我打她，真假的？？？
异兽1：回答我，why？ why？人家开局虽然不是和咱们体力硬刚，是一个体弱菜鸟，可你也没说这女疯子蓝条深不见底啊！
异兽2：Look my eyes，回答我！能打过吗！啊能～能～能～。
异兽：啥？你那么重视境界干啥，它会把这小祖宗的实力给异化掉的！
……………
天虚人战，寰宇神战。
寰宇星海之上，神念映照万界，我即为概念之人。
处理完日常任务，闲暇休闲时被洛雨轩拉入女澡堂的张悠悠：？！！好像变成一个女的……还不错？