第1章 老子是社会上哩

Lao Tzu is from society.

[Lighthearted and humorous][Purely entertaining][Super socially conscious][Mischievous little devil][Alternate history][Archaeological elements][Little girlfriend][No nagging, no stifling, stifling is the author's fault][Super satisfying]

My name is Li Xiao, the "Xiao" in "arrogant".

Li Er: You unfilial son, you've gone too far...

Huh? Old Deng? You yelled at me? Hang it on the Taiji Hall.

Changsun Wuji: Your Majesty, I beg for the removal of Princess Changle on behalf of my son…

Huh? Uncle? He's after my sister? Incestuous relations? He's got a damn good reputation.

Cheng Yaojin: Your Majesty, waaaaah, my old ox, missing his deceased wife, jumped off a cliff and committed suicide yesterday.

Huh? Brother Cheng? The ox is dead again? I'll take it and hang it in the Taiji Hall first, so it won't bother me anymore.

Empress Zhangsun: Xiao'er, you little rascal, are you up to your old tricks again?

Huh? Me? Holy crap?

"Oh my, my dearest mother, I've missed you so much! You must be tired from walking. Let me give you a massage."

【轻松搞笑】【纯娱乐】【超社会】【混世小魔王】【架空历史】【考古渗入】【小女朋友】【不拉扯、不憋屈、憋屈作者是狗】【超爽】
小爷我叫李嚣，嚣张的嚣。
李二：逆子，你太放肆了…
嗯？老登？吼我？挂太极殿上。
长孙无极：陛下，臣替吾儿求去长乐公主…
嗯？老舅？打我姐姐的主意？搞近亲？特么也挂太极殿上。
程咬金：陛下，呜呜呜，我家老牛昨日思念亡妻，跳崖自尽了。
嗯？程老弟？牛又死了？抢了，先把他挂太极殿上，免得追得小爷我烦。
长孙皇后：嚣儿，你这小坏蛋是不是又在胡闹？
嗯？老娘？卧槽？
“哎呦喂，我滴好母亲，我最亲爱滴人，您可想死儿臣了，走累了吧，儿给您锤锤。”