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I, Gisela Louise Marie, daughter of Emperor Joseph and Empress Elizabeth, a noble princess of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, and heir to the Habsburg-Lorraine dynasty. The world says our Habsburgs are doomed, but I only say: Impossible, absolutely impossible! This world has magic, science, and agriculture—how could we possibly be finished?! The ministers: Yes, yes, yes! Let others go to war; you, blessed Austria, go get married! What Mars, the god of war, gives to others, Venus, the goddess of love, will bestow upon you. A magical, anthropomorphized history—Germany and Austria cannot unite, but that doesn't mean they can't be unified!

我吉塞拉·露易丝·玛丽，约瑟夫皇帝与伊丽莎白皇后的女儿，奥匈帝国尊贵的公主，哈布斯堡–洛林王朝的继承人。世人皆说我们哈布斯堡药丸我只想说：不可能，绝对不可能！这个世界有魔能，有科学能种田，怎么可能完蛋嘛！众大臣：对对对！让别人去打仗吧，你，幸福的奥地利，结婚去吧！战神马尔斯给别人的东西，爱神维纳斯会赐给你。魔幻娘化历史，德奥不能合并但没有说不能联统！