第1章 系统：“快滚去安抚你那个疯批媳妇！！！”

System: "Go and appease your crazy wife!!!"

[Crazy Beauty + Forced Takeover + Female Alpha + Male Omega + Silly System + Sweet and Abusive Intertwined] Cangwu exhausted his cultivation to suppress the Evil Emperor, but his nemesis came seeking him with his sword. The scar on Luo Xi's brow bone was caused by an accident when he was exorcising a demon, yet she hated him to the bone. "What goes around comes around." Cangwu laughed as he charged towards her sword tip, kissing her as if by some strange impulse before dying. When he opened his eyes again, he was back in reality, and the system Xiao Qi screamed, piercing his eardrums: "Brother, you ruined my KPI! Why did you kiss her?!" "She thought you faked your death and ran away + started something and then abandoned her, deceiving her body and heart. She picked up her sword and wrecked the cultivation world!!" "Host, hurry up! Use your cowardly... ptooey, gentle [to coax your crazy Daoist partner]! Survive, the KPI depends on you!" When I was forcibly dragged back to the cultivation world, I met her bloodshot eyes, blood dripping from the tip of her sword. Is it too late to explain now? Luo Xi sneered: Explain? Pay your debts first! I've searched for you for three hundred years, waited for you for three hundred years, and hated you for three hundred years… You think death can solve everything? To save his life, Cangwu is forced to activate his "cowardly cook" mode: Spiritual cuisine? Hot pot? Desserts? Arrange them all! Just beg the big boss to calm down! He thought she was a vengeful demon, but she only wanted to keep him by her side, pampering (imprisoning) him to the bone. When she draped herself in red silk and forced him to sign a life-and-death contract, Cangwu was completely dumbfounded: This madwoman, is she serious?! Xiao Qi passionately screamed online: "Host! Eyes drooling! Humble attitude! If all else fails… [Kneel down and beg for mercy, my wife]?!"

【疯批美人➕强取豪夺➕女A男O➕傻雕系统➕甜虐交织】 苍梧耗尽修为镇压邪帝，宿敌却提剑寻来。 洛栖眉骨那道疤是他当年除魔意外所致，她却恨他入骨。 “天道好轮回。”苍梧笑着撞向她的剑尖，临死前鬼使神差亲了她一口。 再睁眼竟回到现实，系统小柒尖叫炸穿耳膜：“兄弟你毁我KPI！你亲她干嘛？！” “她以为你死遁跑路+始乱终弃，骗身又骗心。提剑把修仙界砍崩了！！” “宿主快上！用你的狗怂…呸，温柔【哄好你疯批道侣】！苟住命，KPI靠你了！” 被强行拽回修仙界时，我对上她猩红的眼，她剑尖滴血。 现在解释……还来得及吗？ 洛栖冷笑：解释？先还债！本座找了你三百年，等了你三百年，恨了你三百年……你以为一死就能了之？ 为保小命，苍梧被迫开启“狗怂厨娘”模式： 灵膳？火锅？甜点？统统安排！只求大佬息怒！ 他以为她是索命修罗，她却只想将他圈在身边，宠（囚）入骨髓。 当她红绸加身，强逼他结下生死道契时，苍梧彻底懵了：这疯批，是来真的？！ 小柒在线激情嚎叫：“宿主！眼神拉丝！态度卑微！实在不行……【跪下喊娘子饶命】？！”