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Section 1

[No censorship, no green (illegible characters), QCQS (qualified), quality guaranteed, quantity plentiful and satisfying] Su Chen transmigrated to the Teyvat continent and unexpectedly obtained the Staff Warrior template, awakening the Staff Warrior ability. Mission 1: Successfully make Barbara a True Lord of Physical Curse Removal, Role Playing +5, Favorability +10! Mission 2: Let the lady choose between the Fire Stick or the Law Stick, Role Playing +5, Favorability +20! Mission 3: Successfully make the Heart Sea produce caviar, Role Playing +10, Favorability +50! Su Chen: ? ? !!! !!! !!! Seeing the increasingly outrageous and absurd missions given by the system, Su Chen initially thought he would become the number one pervert in Teyvat, hunted down by a group of women. As a result… Funina: “I am the supreme water goddess, and you actually… never mind, let’s continue.” Lady: “You bastard, how dare you treat someone as noble as me like this…” Shen He: “My husband is really something!” Ayaka Kamisato: “Huh? You want me to wear a JK uniform for you?” Yae no Miko: “Same as always, just lie down!”

【无雷无绿，QCQS，保质保量，量大管饱】苏晨穿越提瓦特大陆，意外获得棍勇模板，觉醒棍勇能力。任务一：成功让芭芭拉成为肉身解咒真君，扮演度+5，好感值+10！任务二：让女士选择烧火棍或者法则之棍，扮演度+5，好感值+20！任务三：成功让心海产出鱼子酱，扮演度+10，好感值+50！苏晨：？？！！！！看着系统给出的变态任务越来越夸张，苏晨本以为自己会成为提瓦特第一大变态，被众女追杀。结果……芙宁娜：“我可是至高无上的水神，你这家伙竟然...算了，继续吧。”女士：“你这混蛋，竟然敢对高贵的我这样……”申鹤:“夫君真行！”神里绫华：“啊？要让我穿JK制服给你看？”八重神子：“老规矩，你躺平就行！”