SCP: A Brutal Beating of the Undying Lizard at the Start

Introduction: Do you know Lu Ming? 682 Undying Lizard: Back in the day, I was evenly matched with him; that's something I'm proud of my whole life. 173 Little Peanut: He almost snapped my neck. 049 Plague Doctor: I admit my medical skills are inferior to his (forced). 096 Shy Person: I don't know why, but I feel a little shy around him. SCP Foundation: We can't control him anymore, let him do whatever he wants! No matter how special you are, you'll never have any secrets from him. Acid grenade launchers, rule-breaking skateboards, enhanced lavender spray… no matter how mysterious your abilities are, he'll always find something to counter them. Thus, a saying began to circulate in the SCP world: To avoid containment, you'd better avoid contact with Lu Ming. God: I feel like I've always lived in his shadow…