第1章 我是罗西，现在慌得一匹

I'm Rossi, and I'm totally panicking.

"Coach, I'm reporting Rossi for playing passively. His hair didn't get messed up at all throughout the entire match."

But... he scored!

"That was just luck. He was basically strolling around during the game, and he even used his goal celebrations to show off his running distance. He only ran more distance than the goalkeeper."

"But this is his fifth consecutive game with a goal."

"Coach, even if he can score goals, the club cannot tolerate such laziness if he doesn't participate in team training."

"The boss sent a private jet to pick him up to discuss contract renewal and a raise."

"..."

Some people score goals just as they're walking, without even breaking a sweat.

This wasn't luck; it was an ultimate understanding of positioning.

“教练，我举报罗西在消极比赛，整场比赛，他发型都没有乱。”
“但是……他进球了！”
“那是运气好，比赛中他根本就是在散步，还利用进球庆祝刷跑动距离，他的跑动距离只比守门员多。”
“可这是他连续五场比赛进球了。”
“教练，就算他能进球，但是不参加球队训练，俱乐部是不能容忍这样偷懒行为。”
“是老板派私人飞机接他去谈续约和涨薪了。”
“……”
有的人，走着走着，就进球了，甚至一滴汗都没出。
这不是运气，是对跑位的极致理解。