Collapse, Me Who Just Wants to Retire, and Them Who Want to Split Me Up

My name is Yu Fan, former captain of the Hyperion, now manager of the Hyperion Café. Customers all praise me for being kind and enthusiastic, handsome and compassionate, with a happy family, and I thought so too. — Until a girl forcibly kissed me in front of my wife. Um, Miss Mei, I'm a married man, please have some self-respect. Miss Kiana, please don't misunderstand, I really have no other feelings for your sweetheart. Really, please believe me, I'm a decent person. Wait, Miss Kiana, where are you touching?