Loli's World of Warcraft

Lolis are common, but lolis whose families are involved in extreme religious and military organizations are rare. Animal companions are common, but animal companions who speak fluent cat language, have detachable ears, and can transform are rare. Female friends are common, but former queen female friends with extensive experience of being overthrown, beastman-like talents, yet never able to keep their pets are rare; female friends with fetishes who are actually tentacle monsters but surprisingly have no interest in magical girls are rare. Vampires kept as pets are common, but vampire girl pets who dream of owning a cactus kingdom, blush and smile when patted, and love to court death are rare. ... In Azeroth, a land of heroes and legends, where will Loria H. Mograine lead the Scarlet Crusade?