第1章 背着剑匣的奶妈

The wet nurse carrying a sword box

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The day Ning Ruan left the village, a freak appeared on the continent of Kyushu.

Master?

Sword cultivator?

No, she just wanted to be a wet nurse!

Mainland geniuses: Shut up, you jinx!

...

later:

"Help! I only realized after meeting Ning Ruan that a healer can actually kill someone!"

"But isn't she a metal-type spirit master?"

"Is it a wood element?"

"It's clearly a water system."

"Impossible, I saw with my own eyes that she is a fire elementalist."

"No, she must be an earth-type."

"Nonsense, she is clearly a sword cultivator!"

"Is she really not a warrior? I saw her smash someone's head with her own fists..."

Ning Ruan: Okay, I'm coming clean. A mage who doesn't want to be a healer isn't a good swordsman!

The main characters are a healer wielding a sword, slaying enemies from afar; and a mage swinging his fists, each blow fatal.

...

Later:

Ning Ruan discovered that there wasn't a single normal person in the entire sect, except for her.

The hot-tempered master is protective of his own and loves to fight.

The senior swordsman has been cultivating his sword for over ten years, but never uses it.

The second senior brother, a sword cultivator, kills without fail when he draws his sword; no one survives his strike.

Gou Wang's third senior brother: He even adds dozens of layers of defensive formations to the toilet. He's a monster who holds back a hundred tricks while others hold back one.

The fourth senior brother, the "Slacker King": Aside from spirit stones, which allow him to move without complaint, he is abnormally tired even when breathing.

The socially awkward Fifth Brother is ruthless and doesn't talk much; the more he hits someone, the fiercer he becomes.

Seventh Senior Brother Juan Wang: A pervert who always wants to kill his fellow disciples, he is constantly cultivating.

...

And then:

Ning Ruan also discovered that the novice village where he grew up was actually a gathering place for top players.

Those cheap fathers are all old men who would be struck by lightning if they left the village.

Ningruan: You don't understand the joy of the second generation of repairmen!

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宁软出村的那天，九州大陆多了个变态。
法师？
剑修？
不，她只想做个奶妈！
大陆众天才：闭嘴，你这个毒奶！
……
后来：
“救命，自从遇到宁软我才知道，原来奶妈也能奶死人！”
“可她不是金系灵师吗？”
“是木系吧？”
“明明是水系。”
“不可能，我亲眼所见她是火系。”
“不，她一定是土系”
“胡说，她分明是剑修！”
“她真的不是战士吗？我亲眼看到她用拳头打碎了别人脑袋啊……”
宁软：好叭，摊牌了，不想做奶妈的法师不是好剑修！
主打一个奶妈提剑，杀敌千里；法师抡拳，拳拳致命。
……
再后来：
宁软发现，整个师门凑不出一个正常人，除了她。
暴躁师父护短，爱干架。
剑修大师兄蓄剑十几年，从不用剑。
剑修二师兄出剑必杀人，剑下无活口。
苟王三师兄：厕所都要加几十层防御阵法，别人留一手他留一百手的变态。
摆烂王四师兄：除了灵石能让他毫无怨言的动一动，平时连呼吸都觉得累的变态。
社恐五师兄人狠话不多，越打人越凶。
卷王七师兄：卷天卷地，总想卷死师兄师妹的变态，每时每刻都在修炼。
……
再再后来：
宁软还发现，原来自幼生长的新手村，竟是大佬聚集地。
便宜爹们，全是一出村就会招来雷劈的佬中佬。
宁软：修二代的快乐你们不懂！