第1章 算命就送女朋友？

A fortune teller gives you a girlfriend as a gift?

[Lighthearted humor + memes + satisfying story]

Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, and is invited to participate in a live variety show.

A worshipper asked, "Master, I can't let her go, what should I do?"

Fang Yang: "She's your nemesis!"

Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I've discovered a large tomb, would you like to come along?"

Fang Yang: "No, I can't handle those government agencies."

Pilgrim: "What mechanism?"

Fang Yang: "The public security organs!"

Pilgrim: "Master, is it permissible for monks to swear?"

Fang Yang: "Swearing makes you feel clear-headed, but bottling it up makes your heart dirty!"

"Let me tell you, some people are destined to be cursed. Cursing them is doing them a favor, a great act of merit!"

A worshipper asked, "Master, I hate my teachers in school and my boss at work. What should I do?"

Fang Yang: "You have the countenance of an emperor!"

A netizen commented: "The Taoist priest once told me that the greatest act of good deeds in life is to forgive others for any mistakes. I was listening to him with great interest when he told me that he couldn't do it!"

A netizen commented: "Last time I chatted with the Taoist priest, I asked him what the saying 'If I hear the Tao in the morning, I can die content in the evening' means. He replied, 'If I ask for directions to your house in the morning, I'll kill you tonight!'"

【轻松搞笑+玩梗+爽文】
　　方阳穿越到平行世界，成了一名道士，受邀参加一档直播综艺节目。
       香客：“道长，我放不下她，该怎么办？”
       方阳：“她克你！”
　　香客：“道长，我发现个大墓，要不要一起？”
　　方阳：“不去，我搞不定那些机关。”
　　香客：“什么机关？”
　　方阳：“公安机关！”
　　香客：“道长，出家人可以骂脏话吗？”
　　方阳：“脏话骂出来，心里就清明了，脏话憋在心里，心可就脏了！”
　　“贫道告诉你，有些人命中欠骂，你骂他是成全他，是大功德！”
　　香客：“道长，我上学讨厌老师，上班讨厌老板，怎么办？”
　　方阳：“你有帝王之相！”
　　网友：“之前道长跟我说，人生最大的积德行善就是原谅别人的任何错误，我听的正起劲，他告诉我反正他做不到！”
　　网友：“上次和道长聊天，我问他朝闻道，夕死可矣，这句话是什么意思，结果他跟我说，早上打听去你家的路，晚上就打死你！”