第 1章 狗系统，你想让我成为被告？

Chapter 1 Dog System, You Want Me to Be a Defendant?

[A licensed villain, protected 24/7 by beautiful female agents!]

[Doesn't eat beef, loves cilantro, does whatever she wants, just lives life to the fullest!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have bound yourself to the Villain System. Please complete the beginner's mission—bully the weak. Reward: a Lamborghini sports car and 100 points.]

Brother, I didn't time travel.

I am a successor of socialism, how can you make me the villain?

Is this appropriate?

What?

Is the reward for bullying the weak a Lamborghini?

After much deliberation, An Lan ultimately reached for the ice cream in a little girl's hand.

"Little sister, how about big brother performs a magic trick for you?"

"Okay, okay!"

"Watch closely, the ice cream disappearing trick!"

"Wow! You have to pay me back for my ice cream!"

......

"Waaaaah, Sister Yao Yao Ling, a bad guy is bullying Nan Nan! Go catch him!"

......

"What? I tricked someone out of an ice cream and that's considered disorderly conduct? And I'm going to be detained for 15 days?"

How do you complete the next major villain mission—to forcibly kiss three beautiful strangers in public within seven days?

Realizing he was facing increasing legal trouble, An Lan decided to lay his cards on the table and seek cooperation with the state.

"I'm not pretending anymore, I'm coming clean, it was that damn system that made me do bad things!"

As expected, the government immediately sent An Lan six beautiful female agents and a group of bodyguards to help him complete one major villain mission after another.

As it turned out, An Lan discovered that these female agents sent by the government were more like the main villains than he, the protagonist.

［持证上岗大反派，美女特工们24小时贴身保护！］
［不吃牛肉，爱吃香菜，为所欲为，全靠浪！］
［叮！恭喜宿主绑定大反派系统，请宿主完成新手任务——欺负弱小，奖励兰博基尼跑车一辆，100积分。］
大哥，我没穿越啊。
我可是社会主义接班人，你让我当反派？
这合适吗？
什么？
欺负弱小就奖励兰博基尼？
左思右想之下，安澜最终还是将罪恶之手伸向了一个小女孩手中的冰淇淋。
“小妹妹，大哥哥给你变个魔术怎么样？”
“好呀好呀！”
“看好了，雪糕消失术！”
“哇～！你赔我雪糕！”
......
“呜呜呜，妖妖灵姐姐，有坏蛋欺负楠楠，你们快去抓他！”
......
“什么？我骗个雪糕就是寻衅滋事？还要拘留我15天？”
那下一个大反派任务——七天内当众强吻三位陌生美女怎么完成？
想到自己会越来越刑，安澜索性摊牌找国家合作，
“不装了，我摊牌了，是狗系统让我干坏事的！”
不出意外，国家立马给安澜送来了六位美女特工，还有一群保镖，帮他完成一个个大反派任务。
结果安澜发现，国家派来的这些女特工比他这个正主还更像大反派。