第1章 交给我你就放心吧 【新书来咯！】

Don't worry about leaving it to me. [New book is here!]

[Nonsensical] [Shameless] [Unconventional]

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In a hidden corner of the demon realm.

The little monsters sat beside the tall skeleton, listening to the old monster tell stories of the past.

“In the past, humans were terrified of us demons.”

"We have vast tracts of land in the human realm, expansive and beautiful soil, and warm and comfortable dwellings..."

"When the human children heard that we were coming, they were so scared that they didn't even dare to cry. Hehe, they were so domineering."

"And then what happened?" the little monsters asked curiously. "Why are we hiding here now, digging up tree roots?"

"And then..." The old monster's eyes trembled slightly, as if recalling the most terrifying events of the past.

"The world is in an uproar over Yue Wen."

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"Congratulations! Our 'Yue Family Cultivation Agency' is widely loved by the people of Jiangcheng and has been selected as the best cultivation institution of the year. Master Yue, could you share with everyone why you have achieved such success?"

On television, an ethereal female reporter raises a microphone.

“You might not believe it,” Yue Wen replied seriously, “I have seen a dragon.”

［无厘头］［无节操］［无套路］
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妖界的一个隐蔽角落里。
小妖怪们坐在高高的骸骨旁边，听老妖怪讲那过去的故事。
“从前，人族十分畏惧我们妖魔。”
“我们在人界有大片大片的地盘、广袤灵秀的土地、温暖舒适的住所……”
“人族的孩童听说我们来了，吓得哭都不敢哭，嘿嘿，那叫一个横行霸道。”
“后来呢？”小妖怪们奇怪地问，“我们现在怎么要躲在这里挖树根。”
“后来啊。”老妖怪的眼神微微颤抖，仿佛回忆起了最恐怖的往事。
“人间就闹了岳闻了。”
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“恭喜，咱们‘岳氏修真事务所’广受江城民众爱戴，被选为年度最佳修真机构。岳大师能不能给大家分享一下，你为什么能取得如此成功呢？”
电视上，仙气飘飘的女记者举起话筒。
“说出来你们可能不信。”岳闻一本正经回答道：“我见过龙。”