第1章 菠萝吹雪！

Pineapple Snowstorm!

Reincarnated as Pineapple Snow, during her final battle with Ninja Turtle Grandfather, she accidentally struck the Seven-Colored Lotus and was transported to the Douluo Continent!

"I, Pineapple Snowstorm, don't blow snow, I blow blood... the blood from my sword!"

"Dignity? How much does it cost per pound!"

"One must have self-awareness; that's my principle."

"If there is a 50% profit, Pineapple Snow will take risks; if there is a 100% profit, he will dare to trample on all human laws; if there is a 300% profit, he will dare to challenge any enemy, even at the risk of being hanged."

Ning Rongrong: "Pineapple Snow, don't go! I have money... I have lots and lots of money!"

Dugu Yan: "Pineapple Snow, I'd sacrifice everything for you!"

Ye Lingling: "Don't say anything... just love me!"

All the Shrek girls were captivated, exclaiming, "Why is Pineapple Snow so handsome?"

...

Tang San: "This man insulted my Xiao Wu; he has already committed suicide!"

Dai Mubai: "No... my Zhu Qing!"

Years later, everyone vowed to kill Pineapple Snow.

Pineapple Snowstorm picked up the Crimson Sky Sword, shouting, "Fruit Warriors, return to your places!!"

Watch as Pineapple Warrior Slays Gods!

转生菠萝吹雪，和忍者龟太公最终决战时，意外劈到七色彩莲穿越到了斗罗大陆！
“我菠萝吹雪吹的不是雪是血……是我剑上的血！”
“尊严？多少钱一斤呐！”
“做人要有自知之明，这是我的原则。”
“如果有百分之五十的利润，菠萝吹雪就会铤而走险；如果有百分之百的利润，他就敢践踏人间一切法律；如果有百分之三百的利润，他就敢挑战任何敌人，甚至冒着被绞死的危险。”
宁荣荣：“菠萝吹雪不要走，我有钱……我有很多很多钱！”
独孤雁：“菠萝吹雪，为了你玩可以牺牲一切！”
叶泠泠：“别说话……爱我就行了！”
史莱克众女齐沦陷，“为什么菠萝吹雪那么帅啊？”
……
唐三：“这人辱我小舞，已有取死之道！”
戴沐白：“不……我的竹青！”
若干年后，众人誓要绞杀菠萝吹雪。
菠萝吹雪拿起赤霄剑，“果宝归位！！”
看菠萝战宝如何斩神！