Journey to the West: Soul Possession Into Sun Wukong! Starting by Angrily Tearing Apart the Headband

My name is Li Ran, and I'm an unlucky guy who just died suddenly at my workstation.

To make matters worse, I transmigrated into Sun Wukong's body, and the story begins with the famous scene of "Three Battles with the White Bone Demon," where I was being led by the saintly Tang Sanzang to recite the Tightening-Headband Mantra until I died on the spot.

idiot boss, incompetent teammates... whoever wants this blessing can have it!

"Ding! Strong resistance detected from the host. The Chaotic Demon Ape origin buried deep within the bloodline is beginning to awaken..."

"The Monkey King's exclusive divine power 'Heavenly Dao Datafication' has been activated!"

Good heavens, my cheat code is actually myself?! What are we waiting for!

"I quit!"

Before the eyes of all the gods and Buddhas of the Three Realms, I personally tore apart the golden headband on my head. Looking at Guanyin's beautiful face, which was so shocked that she lost her composure, I felt that all the pent-up frustration of the past five hundred years had been worth it.

Journey to the West? What a load of rubbish!

Go back to my Flower Fruit Mountain, activate my time-manipulation cheat, and build my Demon Alliance. Isn't that great?

As for Tang Sanzang and his companions... let them die wherever they want, it's none of my business!