第1章 闯祸了

the fat is in the fire

Before my eyes, pear blossoms were fluttering in the air around the palace, but what was completely out of place in this dreamlike palace was the extremely cold atmosphere inside.

A man knelt inside the hall, wearing silver armor of indistinguishable material, his head bowed so his features were obscured.

"Supervisor, do you have anything to say about your dereliction of duty?" The woman's expression was cold, her tone unwavering. A cat hid behind her, its glassy eyes revealing a human-like worry and guilt.

"No."

The woman nodded, and with a single sentence, she decided the fate of the supervising soldier: "The divine general supervising soldier has neglected his post and has been demoted to the mortal realm to undergo a hundred lifetimes of tribulations. Only after completing these tribulations can he return to the heavens."

"I will obey Your Majesty's command."

The woman raised her hand and waved it, and the man disappeared from her sight.

At this moment, a middle-aged man dressed in brocade robes rushed into the hall: "Where is the supervisor!"

The woman's answer was concise: "To undergo tribulation in the mortal realm."

"Is this the overseer's fault? It was clearly your cat who was playing around and ran to the border, and was so stupid as to fall into the spatial rift! How can you blame anyone else? It was the overseer who rescued your cat!"

The cat could only try to minimize her presence. Her male owner had always disliked her, and whenever she was mentioned, his words were full of disgust.

But when she thought about how it was indeed her fault this time, she couldn't help but cautiously suggest, "Um... can I apply to accompany the supervisor through the tribulation?"

眼前的宫殿梨花纷飞，与这梦幻的宫殿格格不入的，是殿内冷到了极点的气氛。
一名男子跪于殿内，身上是看不出材质的银色盔甲，低着头看不清模样。
“监兵，擅离职守之事，你可有话要说。”女子神色冷漠，语气没有一丝波动，一只猫儿躲在女子身后，琉璃般地眸子竟流露出了人性化的担忧和歉疚。
“没有。”
女子点了点头，一句话便决定了监兵的去向：“神将监兵擅离职守，贬至下界历百世劫难，历劫圆满方可重归上霄。”
“谨遵圣命。”
女子抬手一挥，眼前便没有了男子的身影。
此时，一身着锦衣的中年大叔急匆匆来到殿内：“监兵呢！”
女子言简意赅：“下界历劫。”
“这是监兵的错吗！明明是你那猫儿自己贪玩，跑去边界，还蠢到掉进空间缝隙！能怪别人吗？还是监兵把你这猫儿救回来的！”
猫儿只能努力缩小自己的存在感，男主人向来看她不顺眼，只要提起她，话里话外都是满满的嫌弃。
可一想到这次确实是她的错，便忍不住小心翼翼地提议道：“那个……我可以申请陪着监兵历劫吗？”