第1章 大药

Big Medicine

"Have you heard? The renowned Tian Guang of the martial arts world gave birth to a baby girl yesterday!"

"Huh? How could Tian Guang have given birth to a baby girl?"

"According to her own words, the reason she became like this is entirely thanks to Zhang Laomo's 'Heavenly Man Transformation Technique'!"

"Old Demon Zhang? Is that the Old Demon Zhang Yu who claims he wants everyone to have access to martial arts training?"

"Yes, that's the devil who likes to spread evil techniques!"

"Young Master Murong of Shuiyue Manor cultivated the 'Nuclear Light Illumination' technique passed down by Old Demon Zhang, which caused his whole body to emit green light and his wife to run away with someone else!"

"And the fairies of the Dharma Image Sect, because of Old Demon Zhang, their Dharma Images have malfunctioned. Not only can they not retract them, but their thoughts and ideas also manifest in their Dharma Images. Now they can't even survive in the martial world!"

"The Goddess Detective of the Six Doors..."

...

Traveling through many years.

When Zhang Yu saw his former disciple now shouting threats and even accusing him of being a demon, he was filled with rage:

"Is the martial art I've passed down an evil art?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"I possess extraordinary wisdom, and no one knows martial arts better than me!"

"You're slandering me! Behold my nuclear radiance!"

As he finished speaking, a sun rose from his palm.

“你听说了吗？江湖上鼎鼎大名的田光，昨日已诞下一女婴！”
“啊？那田光怎么可能诞下女婴？”
“据她亲口所说，她之所以变成这样，完全是拜张老魔的《天人化生功》所赐！”
“张老魔？可是那个号称要让人人有功练的张御张老魔吗？”
“对，就是那个喜欢乱传邪功的魔头！”
“水月山庄的慕容公子，就是修炼了张老魔所传的《核光普照》，这才导致他全身发出绿光，婆娘跟人跑路！”
“还有法象宗的仙子，也是因为张老魔之故，导致她们的法象出了问题，不仅收不回去了，而且所思所想还会在法象上呈现，现在江湖上她们都混不下去了！”
“六扇门的女神捕……”
……
穿越多年后。
张御看着昔日的传功对象，对他喊打喊杀，甚至还污蔑他为魔头时，不禁勃然大怒：
“我流传出来的功法是邪功？”
“不可能，绝对不可能！”
“我有惊世智慧，没人比我更懂武功！”
“你们这是污蔑，看我核光普照！”
说完，一轮太阳从他掌心之中升起。