第1节

Section 1

I, Lynn, Judge of Luofu, just wanted to slack off and play dumb with Qingque while outwitting my superiors. But after transmigrating, I found myself with a system called Aha in my head. I, Aha, the Star God of Pleasure, picked up a strange soul after climbing a tree. Let me see… the Starry Sky Railway? Here comes the fun! As long as I make choices that please Aha according to the Pleasure System, I can get rewards, but why is it in the form of a gacha? Kafka hypnotizes me? I hypnotize Kafka! I cling to Estella's leg and shout "rich woman, hungry ship ship!" I use the Black Tower Doll as a pillow and sneak into the Medicine King's Secret Manual shouting "group hunting storm!" I check from time to time to see if there are any bountiful treasures… The system's gacha pool seems a bit strange too: Wind Wings, Heavenly Fire Judgment, Demon Sword Aatrox, Watcher P, Black Tower Doll, Battlefield Healing Needle, Mortal Blade, Water Bird Dance Sword Technique, Twelve Talismans, Yama Blade, all sorts of random oddities, and a Penguin Logistics party invitation? I am Aha's amusement, and Aha is also my amusement! Those who invade my immortal abode's territory, I will surely strike them down! I will draw the Emperor's bow like a full moon, and all the stars will look upon it, to shoot down the plague of longevity! This strike will pierce through the stars!

我，林恩，罗浮判官，只想和青雀一起与上司斗智斗勇摸鱼摆烂，但奈何穿越后我脑子里有个叫阿哈的系统。我，阿哈，欢愉星神，爬树之后捡到了个奇怪的灵魂，让我看看…星穹铁道？乐子来了！只要根据欢愉系统做出让阿哈感到愉悦的选择，就能获得奖励，但为什么会是抽卡的形式卡芙卡催眠我？我催眠卡芙卡！抱着艾丝妲的大腿喊富婆饿饿舰舰把黑塔人偶当抱枕用混进药王秘传大喊群巡猎岚，时不时来看看有没有丰饶孽物…系统的卡池貌似也有些奇怪：风之翼、天火圣裁、魔剑亚托克斯、守望者p、黑塔人偶、战地治疗针、不死斩、水鸟乱舞剑法、十二符咒、阎魔刀、各种乱七八糟的奇物以及企鹅物流party邀请函？我是阿哈的乐子，阿哈又何尝不是我的乐子？犯我仙舟疆土者，恩必击而破之！会挽帝弓如满月，群星望，射寿瘟！这一击，贯穿星辰！