第1章 编号9527 

Number 9527

When the dragon breathed its flames, all I saw was "Error 404: Dragon Breath File Not Found." As a bug tester transported to a game world, I discovered that this world of swords and magic seemed like an unfinished product. The invincible demon king's shield code was "HP=1"; the loyal knight's pathfinding AI would lead him into a cesspool; the sacred dragon would occasionally get stuck in its own doorway due to model misalignment. Others adventure with holy swords, I adventure... with F12 and a heart that wanted to punch all my fellow programmers. Elements: [Hodgepodge worldview], [Pseudo-D&D], [Bug exploitation]

当巨龙喷出烈焰，我看到的却是【错误404：龙息文件未找到】。作为一名穿越到游戏世界的BUG测试员，我发现这个剑与魔法的世界，好像是个半成品。无敌的魔王，护盾代码是“HP=1”；忠诚的骑士，寻路AI会带他跑进粪坑；神圣的巨龙，偶尔会因为模型错位卡在自家门里。别人冒险靠圣剑，我冒险……靠的是F12和一颗想给所有程式设计师同事一拳的心。要素：【大杂烩世界观】，【伪DND】,【卡BUG】