第1章 施尔尔倒拔钢管

Shierer reverse-drawing steel pipe

[Super sweet 1v1 + hilarious + entertainment industry + transmigration + face-slapping]

[A silly, sweet female celebrity vs. a seemingly naive but actually powerful all-around actor]

She had just transmigrated into the book when a scumbag boyfriend demanded she do a pole dance in a live stream with millions of viewers.

Shi Er'er lifted the steel pipe from the ground and immediately wielded it with a set of sticks, knocking the scumbag unconscious with two bangs.

The comments section was filled with exclamations of "Awesome!!!"

A scumbag tried to manipulate her, but she transformed into an anti-manipulation expert, pretending to be an innocent and naive girl online.

Netizens expressed their sympathy: "Beautiful lady, he's CPUing you!!!"

When her boyfriend spread rumors that she was a simp, she retaliated by revealing evidence of him keeping fish at the Cannes Film Festival.

The entire internet is outraged: This scumbag doesn't deserve to be nominated for Best Actor!!!

Then, the real Best Actor appeared.

Under the astonished gazes of the entire audience, a man of noble bearing walked onto the stage and uttered arrogant words to her in the audience:

"Shi Er'er, you have to take responsibility for me."

The internet is exploding: Actor Yan is making a comeback for love!!!

Shi Er'er was dumbfounded. How could her frail and sickly young master have suddenly become a top international movie star?!

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To avoid Yan Heqiu, Shi Er'er traveled a long way to participate in a dating reality show on an island, but after only exchanging a few words with the handsome young man, the director hurriedly said:

"The observer in the observation room has given an order: Scherer cannot speak to any member of the opposite sex for one day."

Observation room? Observer?

She snatched the phone and saw that in the observation room, Yan Heqiu was watching her and the handsome young man's live stream with a forced smile.

Millions of netizens watching exclaimed that they were totally shipping them.

[The actor Yan is insanely jealous while observing his wife's appearance on a dating reality show!]

[Actor Yan wishes he could jump into the screen and tear his love rival apart!]

[Haha, not being allowed to talk to members of the opposite sex on a dating reality show, Yan Yingdi, you're something else!]

【1v1超甜+沙雕+娱乐圈+穿书+打脸】
【沙雕甜妹女明星vs扮猪吃虎全能影帝】
刚穿书就在百万直播间里被渣男要求跳钢管舞。
施尔尔将钢管拔地而起，当场耍了一套棍，砰砰两下把渣男捶晕。
弹幕直呼：牛逼！！！
渣男想PUA她，她化身反PUA达人，在网上装起懵懂天真小白花。
网友心疼：美女他在CPU你！！！
渣男造谣她是舔狗，她反手在戛纳电影节上甩出渣男养鱼证据。
全网暴怒：死渣男没资格候选影帝！！！
然后，真正的影帝出现了。
在全场惊艳的目光下，气质矜贵的男人走上台，对着台下的她口出狂言：
“施尔尔，你得对我负责。”
全网爆炸：晏影帝为爱复出！！！
施尔尔也傻眼了，为什么她养的体弱多病小少爷，会摇身一变成了顶流国际影帝？！！
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为了躲晏鹤秋，施尔尔大老远跑去参加海岛恋综，结果才跟小帅哥交流了两句，导演就急匆匆的表示：
“观察间的观察员颁布了任务，施尔尔一天之内不能跟异性说话。”
观察间？？观察员？？
她抢过手机一看，观察间里，晏鹤秋正皮笑肉不笑的看着她和小帅哥的互动直播。
观察间的千万网友直呼磕到了。
[老婆上恋综，晏影帝在观察间狂吃醋！]
[晏影帝恨不得钻进屏幕里手撕情敌！]
[哈哈哈，上恋综不让和异性说话，晏影帝真有你的！]