第1章 在提瓦特，活人微死

In Teyvat, the living are almost dead.

[There will definitely be more than one female lead; please do not read if you dislike this.]

I was just grinding for Primal Stones, how did I get transported to another world?

I woke up to find myself at Bubulu!

Wait... where did I get this from? Is this still Earth?!

Fortunately, he's a man with a golden touch!

But why can he only be a cook?!

Teyvat Omelette: The most cost-effective Easter recipe ever!

Tassus's Hodgepodge: As long as you have Mora, you have health. Shout!

Fairy Jumps Over the Wall: I'm not targeting anyone in particular, I'm saying everyone here is trash!

Gilded Palace: Ah, yes, yes, yes

Buddha Jumps Over the Wall: Amitabha, let's all be more harmonious, or let's all fly together!

Zhongli: It tastes so good, so good! Wear and tear? What's that?

King Ratna: Wear and tear? That doesn't exist, okay?

Navelette: The soup is delicious!

Abyss: I'll taste the saltiness.

Zhong Li: ? ? ? You want to spar with me?

【女主肯定不止一个，不喜勿入】
我只是在肝原石，怎么穿越了？
一觉醒来到了不卜庐！
不是……这给我干哪来了？这还是地球吗？！
不过好在他也是有金手指的男人！
可为什么他只能做厨子啊？！
提瓦特煎蛋：最具性价比的复活食谱，叫！
塔塞斯杂烩：只要你有摩拉，你就有血量，叫！
仙跳墙：我不是针对谁，我是说在座的各位都是乐色！
鎏金殿堂：啊对对对
佛跳墙：阿弥陀佛，大家和气一点，或者大家一起飞！
钟离：好味道啊，好味道啊，磨损？那是什么？
若陀龙王：磨损？不存在的好吧
那维莱特：汤好喝！
深渊：我尝尝咸淡
钟离：？？？你想和我练两下子？