第1章 师尊，黑丝不是这么穿的！

Master, that's not how you wear black stockings!

[Slightly yandere + lighthearted comedy + imaginative fantasy + chaotic love triangle + multiple female leads + this protagonist is practically a god!] Reborn into the world of cultivation, Wei Ning thought he had a destiny written in his head, but ended up becoming the number one scapegoat of the Linglong Immortal Sect. His childhood sweetheart constantly beat and scolded him, his master treated him like a servant under the guise of tempering him, and his aloof senior sister used him as her personal punching bag... After enduring humiliation for three years, Wei Ning suddenly realized: this immortality is not worth cultivating! He had to run away! However, on the very night he fled the sect, a system arrived! It could make any fairy listen to his requests, regardless of cultivation level! Wei Ning turned back to his childhood sweetheart, who had chased after him with a sword, and smiled kindly: "Fairy, I need your help in my cultivation!" The childhood sweetheart who used to boss him around began to serve him tea and water. His aloof and dignified master personally guided him in his cultivation with supreme techniques. Even that sword-wielding senior sister, who was usually so sparing with words, blushed and proactively sought him out to spar in Daoist arts… Wei Ning thought everything was under control, until one day, he overheard the fairies chatting: “Back then, when Ah Ning said he'd help me cultivate, it really made my heart race.” “Yes, he could have just asked directly, but he insisted on making such a solemn request; it was so cute.” Wei Ning: “¿¿¿” Wait! My hypnosis… was it fake?! This book is also known as: *I Became a Succubus in the Immortal Sect*, *How Did the Promised Fake Hypnosis Become Real?*, and *My Senior Sister and Master Both Have Two Faces; I Really Have to Control You!*

【微病娇+轻松搞笑+脑补迪化+修罗场+多女主+这个 主角简直是神人！】 重生修仙界，魏宁本以为拿的是天命剧本，结果成了玲珑仙宗头号冤种。 对他非打即骂的青梅竹马，以磨砺为名拿他当仆人的师尊，把他当专属沙包陪练的冰山师姐…… 忍辱三年，魏宁幡然醒悟：这仙，不修也罢！跑路，必须跑路！ 然而，就在他逃离宗门的当晚。 系统来了！ 能让任何仙子听他的请求，且无视修为！ 魏宁回头，看向那位提着剑追来的青梅，露出了和善的微笑： “仙子，我要你助我修行！” 昔日对他呼来喝去的青梅，开始主动为他端茶送水。 清冷威严的师尊，携无上功法亲自指点他修行。 连那位惜字如金的剑仙师姐，也红着脸主动找他切磋道法…… 魏宁本以为一切尽在掌握，直到某天， 他无意间听见仙子们闲聊： “当初阿宁那句助我修行，真是听得人心跳加速呢。” “是呀，明明可以直接要求，却偏要那样郑重地请求，真是可爱。” 魏宁：“¿¿¿” 等等！我的催眠......难道是假的？！ 本书又名： 《我在仙宗当魅魔》 《说好的假催眠怎么成真了？》 《师姐师尊都有两副面孔，我真得控制你们了！》