第1章 想吃我派总，你还早了两万年！

If you want to eat my Mr. Pai, you're 20,000 years too early!

[Patrick Star + Reborn Empress + Evolution + Dimensional Reduction Attack Against High-Level Martial Arts]

In the world of beast taming, every martial artist can contract a demon beast and bind it as their natal demon beast.

From that moment on, our lives were intertwined, supporting and helping each other to achieve our goals.

Fang Yuan is reincarnated as the head of Patrick Star at the beginning of the story, and is about to be contracted by the reborn empress.

As a comedic anime character, immortality is just standard practice.

Transmigrating to this real world was already a devastating blow to them, but now the system tells him that Pie can also devour and evolve on this basis, adding points to become stronger!

Max out all attributes, max out all skills... max out everything that can be allocated points!

"What are the Four Divine Beasts, what are the Six Evil Gods? I am the only true god!"

"I don't eat beef? Sorry, I'm the one who really doesn't eat beef!"

"Little reborn empress, watch as Boss Pai takes you to new heights!"

...

Fu Lingbing, the Human Empress, is a peak Emperor-level powerhouse, one in a billion!

In his previous life, he made a contract with a low-ranking, one-star monster, a small water turtle, which had the lowest bloodline. Through his perseverance, he successfully evolved it into a five-star Emperor-rank Beiming Xuanwu.

However, this had already reached the monster's limit, and neither side could advance any further.

The divine position was almost within reach, yet he was defeated by the Heavenly Tribulation of Proving the Dao.

"With the accumulation of hundreds of years in my previous life, in this life, I will definitely seize that burning divine position!"

But right after Fu Lingbing gave up on the little water turtle, that stupid-looking starfish appeared.

"Damn it! This guy doesn't even have a trace of bloodline!"

And what the heck is "SpongeBob, let's go jellyfish hunting?!"?

【派大星+重生女帝+进化+对高武降维打击】
御兽世界，每个武者都能契约一只妖兽，将其绑定为自己的本命妖兽。
自此生命捆绑在一起，互相帮扶，互相成就。
方元开局转生成为派大星派总，即将被重生女帝契约。
身为搞笑动漫角色，不死不灭只是常规操作。
穿越到这个现实世界对他们已经是降维打击，但现在系统告诉他，派总还能在这个基础上吞噬进化，加点变强！
属性全点满，技能全点满……所有能加点的全都点满！
“什么四方神兽，什么六路邪神，我才是唯一真神！”
“我不吃牛肉？不好意思，我才是真的不吃牛肉！”
“小小重生女帝，看派总直接带你飞起来！”
……
付凌冰，人族女帝，亿里挑一的帝阶巅峰强者！
上一世契约了血脉最低等的低阶一星的妖兽小水龟，凭借着自己的坚持，成功将它进化成帝阶五星的北冥玄武。
但是这已经达到这妖兽的极限，双方再不能精进一步。
那神阶的位置几乎是触手可得，却是败于那证道天劫之下。
“拥有前世上百年的积累，这一世，我绝对要将那炽热的神位拿下！”
可就在付凌冰放弃小水龟之后，那只看上去就蠢到没边的臭海星就出现了。
“可恶啊！这家伙竟然连一点血脉都没有！
还有‘海绵宝宝，我们一起去抓水母’是什么鬼啊！！！”