第1章 去你妈的，我打弯刀之役？

Fuck you, I'm going to fight the Battle of the Scimitars?

From the first mournful cry, the most idiotic old 6 in Solaris was born!

I initially planned to stick with the drifter, but then I was given a crowbar and forced to fight in the Battle of the Curved Blades. Not only could I not leave, but I also kept getting promoted by Geshu Lin?!

"Oh no, I've become a general now, why aren't you here yet, Piaozi!"

Unexpectedly, it became a world-famous painting three years later!

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What should General Imasu do if he wants to retire?

"Yangyang, get up, I'll give Piaozi a lap pillow!"

What should a wanderer do when they have no money?

"It's okay, you can have all of these! I'll open all the map chests!"

What to do if you can't beat the Abyss Tower in the Wanderer's Sea?

"I'm calling on all the Resonators to gang up on us!"

Does Snow Leopard dare to guarantee a minimum return for its gambler?

"I got a gold item with a single flying kick pull!"

What? Piaozi wants me to save the world together? And we'll move towards tomorrow together?

"Forget it... I'll just retire and enjoy my retirement."

"What do you mean by wanting me to stay by your side?"

"Damn it! What's with throwing star-like sounds at me?!"

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PS1: [She is a female migrant worker]

PS2: [This book has a main storyline, but it follows wherever Piaozi goes, and will intersperse heartwarming daily life moments between characters and interactions that are not present in the game's storyline.]

PS3: This book is full of humor, has no system, and the first few chapters show the male protagonist developing his abilities, but it's never frustrating. If you mind this, please don't read it.

自第一声悲鸣响起，索拉里斯最沙B的老6诞生了！
开局本想跟着漂子混，结果发一根撬棍就让我打弯刀之役，不仅走不了还不断被哥舒临提拔？！
“完了我都混成将军了，漂子你咋还不来啊！”
没想到三年后直接世界名画！
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今州将军想要退休怎么办？
“秧秧你起来，我来给漂子膝枕！”
漂泊者身无分文怎么办？
“没关系这些都给你！我把地图箱子全开了！”
漂泊者海渊深塔打不过怎么办？
“我直接叫所有共鸣者，咱们群殴！”
雪豹敢歪漂子保底？
“我直接一个飞踢单抽出金！”
啥？漂子让我一起救世？还要一起迈向明天？
“算了吧…..我退休享福就好了。”
“什么叫想让我陪在身边？”
“靠！你朝我丢星声又是几个意思啊！！！”
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ps1：【是女漂】
ps2:【本书有主线，但漂子过到哪里就是哪里，会穿插角色之间的温情日常和游戏剧情中没有的互动】
ps3:【本书笑点充足，无系统，前期几章男主能力开发阶段但绝不憋屈，介意勿读】