None of These Fairies are Normal!

First, this is a fairy. Let's give her a perfect appearance. Let's add a touch of obsession. Then, let's blend in a bit of madness. Finally, let's add a full dose of morbidity. Thus, a perfect fairy is born; she will love you, and she will also kill you. ... "This humble Taoist has calculated that you are born to become an immortal." "As long as you experience some hardships and trials, transcending tribulations and ascending to immortality will be a piece of cake!" Qi An asked respectfully, seemingly lost in thought. "Then, senior, do you mean that I will comprehend rare cultivation techniques, acquire spiritual treasures of heaven and earth, win the battle for the Great Dao, and ultimately prove myself as an immortal?" "Why are you thinking about those useless things?" The Taoist sighed and said angrily, "Didn't you see what was said above? It's aimed at you. Now those fairies are coming to kill you; let's focus on surviving first!"