第1章 大半夜的老婆跑了 

My wife ran away in the middle of the night

[Two male leads + strong protagonists + both are virgins + the couple provides a ten-level filter for their relationship and violently exposes it to the outside world]

[A well-behaved, love-obsessed husband at home, a cold, hard, and crazy gong outside VS a cool, strong, and beautiful river god shou who picks up trash every day.]

As the red moon descends and spiritual energy revives, He Yan assumes the position of River God, only to discover that many rivers have turned into stinking ditches.

Since she was already there, He Yan had no choice but to diligently pick up the trash and throw it all out of the river.

Garbage bags, plastic bottles, and unfinished meat buns must not be thrown into the river.

Murder and disposing of the body are also prohibited.

Don't be a love-struck fool who jumps into a river to commit suicide.

I've already told you not to throw trash into the river. If you throw another one in, I'll twist your head off and stuff it in the trash can!

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Shen Qingxuan has always been recognized as a cold, hard-edged madman in the alliance, especially after awakening...

【双男主➕强强➕双洁➕夫夫俩对内十级滤镜对外暴力输出】
  【在家乖巧恋爱脑人夫，在外冷硬疯批攻VS清冷强势天天捡垃圾的漂亮河神受。】
  红月降临，灵气复苏，河晏接任了河神的神位，却发现好些河都变成了臭水沟子。
  来都来了，河晏只好勤勤恳恳的捡垃圾，将河里的垃圾一个个全都丢出去。
  垃圾袋塑料瓶和没吃完的肉包子不许往河里扔。
  谋杀抛尸也不行。
  跳河自杀的恋爱脑不要。
  都说了不要往河里丢垃圾，再丢一个，将你脑袋拧下来塞垃圾桶里！
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  沈清玄一直是联盟中公认的冷硬疯批，特别是觉醒了...