第1章 开局觉醒？先办个证

Awakening at the start? Get a certificate first.

(The male lead is nonsensical, talkative, shameless, and greedy)

A New Era of Spiritual Awakening

On the day of awakening, others awaken to lightning and flames, and their physical bodies become sacred.

Lu Xiaoman looked down at the slightly glowing A4 paper with a watermark that had emerged from her fingertips and fell into deep thought.

Mandatory Instrument Calibration and Verification Notice

Reason: Upon investigation, the error in the readings of the awakening instrument far exceeded the prescribed range, and it is suspected of issuing a false test report.

Basis: Measurement Law

Requirement: Immediately cease use and undergo mandatory testing.

teacher:"???"

classmate:"???"

While others were using their superpowers to blast mutated beasts, Lu Xiaoman was issuing "Penalty Decisions for Illegal Occupation of Roads" to the mutated beasts.

While others overwhelm their opponents with sheer force, Lu Xiaoman generates a "Public Security Mediation Agreement" on the battlefield.

In the apocalypse, have the rules collapsed?

Excuse me.

From today onwards, the certificates I obtain will be the rules.

This is an outrageous story about someone using their "certificate-issuing" superpower to engage in shady, "legal" maneuvers in the new era.

（男主无厘头+嘴炮+贱+贪财）
灵气复苏新纪元
觉醒日，别人觉醒雷电火焰、肉身成圣。
陆小满低头看着自己指尖冒出的一张微微发光、还打着水印的A4纸，陷入了沉思。
【仪器校准检定强制通知书】
事由：经核查，该觉醒仪器示值误差远超规定范围，涉嫌出具虚假检测报告。
依据：《计量法》
要求：立即停止使用，接受强制检定。
老师：“？？？”
同学：“？？？”
当别人用异能轰碎变异兽时，陆小满在给变异兽开《违规占道经营处罚决定书》。
当别人用力量碾压对手时，陆小满在对战场生成《治安调解协议书》。
末世之下，规则崩坏？
不好意思。
从今天起，我办的证，就是规则。
这是一个靠着“办证”异能，在新纪元里“依法”骚操作的离谱故事