第 1章 我向神灵画押，神灵骂我傻叉

Chapter 1 I signed a contract with the gods, and the gods called me an idiot.

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Dongfang Xianyun clasped his hands together in front of the deity, solemnly signed the document, and prayed to travel to the second dimension.

But who would have thought that the deity would roll his eyes and curse at Dongfang Xianyun, "Idiot!"

Immediately afterwards, he kicked Dongfang Xianyun into a bizarre world composed of a series of stories by Junji Ito.

Before leaving, he even threw down a sentence:

"Young man! Junji Ito's world is also anime~ Keep it up!"

Before Dongfang Xianyun could hear clearly, he arrived in the world of anime. Upon seeing the beautiful girls at the beginning, he thought it was a wonderful anime harem world!

But the other person's name is Kawakami Tomie? ???

Then, after leaving the school gate, I saw the human head balloons floating in the sky, the human faces in the alley, the older sister wearing a mask at night who liked to ask people questions, and the boy who kept apologizing for his lung fog?

There was a little girl in red in the restroom!

Dongfang Xianyun had a bad feeling about the situation! Was he about to be doomed?

But! Hehehe! I am a righteous cultivator! The cricket is strangely helping me with my cultivation!

Fellow Daoists, please enter my Human Emperor Banner!

(The world consists of: Junji Ito's series + ghost stories, with later series including Shadow Crocodile, Dark Shiba Inu, and Black Water Pond.)

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东方纤云对着神灵双手合十，郑重画押，祈求穿越二次元。
可谁能想到，神灵竟翻了个白眼，冲东方纤云骂道：“傻叉！”
紧接着，一脚就把东方纤云踹进了由伊藤润二一系列组成的诡异世界里。
临走前，还扔下一句：
“骚年！伊藤润二世界也是动漫哦~加油混！
东方纤云还没有听清楚，就来到了二次元，开局看到美少女，还以为是美好的动漫后宫世界！
但对方叫川上富江？？？
然后出了校门，看着天空中飘着的人头气球，小巷子里面的人脸修勾，夜晚带着口罩喜欢问人的大姐姐，还有不断的道歉肺雾男生？
上个厕所里面还有红衣小女孩！
东方纤云总感觉情况有些不妙！是不是要凉凉？
但！桀桀桀！我可是正道修士！蛐蛐诡异助我修行！
诸位道友进我人皇幡吧！
（世界为：伊藤润二集+怪谈故事，后面会有影鳄+暗芝居+黑水潭等系列）