NBA: You Think I'm Fat? Dunking While Hanging on O'Neal

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Standing at two meters tall and weighing 400 kilograms, when Chen Fang walked into the Lakers' tryouts despite being mocked as a "fatso," Kobe's eyes were full of disdain: "What I need are sandbags, not a lump of meat that can't run."

What they didn't know was that Chen Fang was bound to the [Super Heavy Tank System], where the heavier he was, the stronger he became, and his physical abilities were limitless!

When he backed down a 250-pound center and sent him flying out of bounds with just his butt, then slammed a powerful dunk over him while he was still hanging on, making the backboard groan in pain, the whole league went crazy!

Phil Jackson, the Zen master, was ecstatic: "We lost a shark, but gained a Godzilla!"

After Kobe personally crashed into this mountain of flesh, his blood churning from the shock, his eyes shifted from disdain to fervor: "This guy... is a monster!"

From then on, the NBA's style completely went astray!

Small ball tactics? Sorry, I'll just sit right through your paint! Ironclad defense? Under my [savage charge], even the toughest player in the league, Ben Wallace, was knocked flat on his back!

When Chen Fang delivered an incredible dunk over Shaquille O'Neal during the Christmas Day game, the world finally understood just how unreasonable a 400-pound "demon king" of the paint truly was!