Hogwarts: The Curse Thinks I'm Too Weak, So It's Been Cultivating Immortality All Night

Upon entering Hogwarts, Andre discovered that his spells possessed their own independent thought. When practicing the Glowing Charm, it disapproved of Andre's weak magic, roaring, "At the end of the path to immortality, who reigns supreme? A glimpse of glowing light, and all is vanity!"—That very night, a divine light pierced the Forbidden Forest, alarming the entire Ministry of Magic. When practicing the Ironclad Charm, it scorned Andre's poor defense, working through the night to comprehend, "Crimson Spear, Immortal Shield, slaying all Celestial Kings and annihilating the Nine Heavens!"—The next day, Voldemort's Killing Curse struck it, leaving not even a mark. Andre trembled, staring at his wand still frantically chanting "Involution, Cultivation, and the Evolution of the Imperial Scripture." "Headmaster, before I learn Avada Kedavra, is it too late to expel me?" "That thing says it's going to sacrifice the entire wizarding world for its ascension!"