第一章

Chapter 1

○A female protagonist leveling-up story○ A Cthulhu-themed, supernatural, farming novel. Mu Xingchen is an abandoned child. Because the testing equipment at birth couldn't detect her super-S-level mental strength, her family abandoned her as a waste, leaving behind an S-level fake heiress. Instructor Ling from the military academy's individual combat department meets Mu Xingchen in a slum and thinks she's a good prospect, giving her a recommendation letter to attend the military academy. However, Mu Xingchen's dream is to become the richest farmer in the interstellar world, so she turns around and runs to the most prestigious military academy to study animal husbandry. Instructor Ling: ??? From then on, Mu Xingchen begins her wonderful farming life (not really) with a 500-pound sickle and a 1000-pound hoe. - In four years at military academy, Mu Xingchen studies 9 majors, drives 10 teachers crazy, incidentally trains several doctoral supervisors, and also infuriates the other three major military academies. Mini-drama: Mu Xingchen is castrating a boar on the farm, and teachers line up to come to Mu Xingchen to solve their problems. Mu Xingchen asks while performing the surgery, "What are you doing?" "Weapon Design Teacher, uh, there's a project, the issue of weapon texture orientation..." Mu Xingchen: "How do you understand it?" Weapon Design Teacher: "...Should it be extraction?" Mu Xingchen: "Wrong, think again, next." Command Department Instructor: "There's a competition..." Mu Xingchen: "The sow needs postpartum care, no time." ...Life never stops, trouble never ends, herd the most violent war bulls, devour the thickest books, fight the fiercest battles, be the richest farmer. —Years later, the fake heiress's affair is exposed, and the person sent to investigate the real heiress sends back a photo. In the photo, the rustic real heiress is wearing a straw hat and herding cattle. The photo circulates, and the fake heiress's friends laugh their heads off. The real heiress turned out to be a country bumpkin herding cattle. Later, the fake heiress's military academy received a mission to escort a serious criminal to a desolate planet, where they would undergo three months of special training. They heard that their instructor was the strongest fighter in the interstellar space, the richest man in the interstellar space, owning a tech giant and the most violent private army, and the idol of millions of young men and women in the interstellar space. Then, the instructor arrived late, riding a cow. "Hello, military academy students," he said, "you will be under my command for the next three months. When you can herd a cow alone, you will graduate from my tutelage." The military academy students were horrified: she called the most violent fighting machine in the interstellar space a cow?! Mu Xingchen took off her sunglasses. "Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. I am your head instructor, and also the master of this star system—Mu Xingchen." "Isn't that the real heiress from that country bumpkin?! Help!!! Why doesn't anyone say that the cowherd from that country bumpkin was herding a war bull!!!! #The devilish instructor is outrageously strong# What price have we paid for our youthful ignorance? The male and female leads have no blood or legal relationship. ------ Pre-order "Who Lifted My Coffin Lid?" Please collect the author's column. If I lived thousands of years ago, I would never have dreamed that I would follow a group of tomb raiders to rob my own tomb. This absurd and outrageous life is truly surprising... Theme: Protecting rare animals is everyone's responsibility."

○大女主升级流爽文○克苏鲁元素 异能 种田牧星辰是个弃子，因为出生时检测设备还测不出超s级精神力被家族当做废物放弃，留下了s级假千金。军校单兵系的凌教官在贫民窟遇见牧星辰，觉得牧星辰是个好苗子给她推荐信，让她去念军校但牧星辰梦想是当星际最富有的农场主，于是转头跑到最厉害的军校去读了畜牧养殖系。凌教官：？？？从此牧星辰拿着500斤的镰刀1000斤的锄头开始了美妙的耕作生活（不是）-军校四年牧星辰修了9个专业，逼疯10个老师，顺手还培养了几个博导，还顺带虐疯了其他三大军校。小剧场：牧星辰在农场阉割公猪，老师排着队去找牧星辰解决问题。牧星辰边做手术边问，干什么？异武设计老师，额，有一个课题，那个武器纹理倒向刻画问题…牧星辰：你怎么理解？”异武设计老师：…应该是抽取？牧星辰：错了，再想想，下一个。指挥系教官：有个比赛…牧星辰：母猪产后需要护理，没时间。……生命不休，搞事不止，放最暴力的战牛，啃最厚的书，打最狠的架，做最富有的农场主。—多年后，假千金的事情曝光，派去探查真千金消息的人传回一张照片，照片里，土了吧唧的真千金戴着草帽在放牛。照片流传出去，假千金的朋友笑掉大牙，真千金竟是是乡下放牛的土包子。后来，假千金军校接到任务押送重犯来到荒星，并要在此接受三个月特训。听说她们的教官是星际第一战力，还是星际首富，手下坐拥科技巨头公司，和最暴力的私军，是星际亿万少男少女的偶像集合时，教官骑着一头牛，姗姗来迟，“你好军校生们，接下来三个月你们将会在我手下度过，当你们能够单独一人放一头牛时，就能从我手上顺利毕业。”军校生惊恐：她管星际最暴力的战斗机器叫牛？？？？牧星辰摘掉墨镜，“哦，忘了自我介绍，我是你们的总教官，也是这片星系的主人——牧星辰。”这不是那个土包子真千金吗？！救命！！！为什么没有人说那个放牛的土包子放的他娘的是战牛！！！！#魔鬼教官强到令人发指#我们为年少无知付出了怎样的代价男女主无任何血缘关系或法律关系------预收《谁掀了朕的棺材板儿》作者专栏求收藏放到几千年前，朕做梦都想不到，朕会跟着一群盗墓贼去盗自己的墓。这荒诞又离谱的人生，真是令人惊喜呢...立意:保护珍稀动物人人有责