I'll Start by Integrating Haaland; I'll Devour Children Without Batting an Eye

Li De is reborn in the early 21st century, becoming a Dutch-Chinese football prodigy. That year, Cristiano Ronaldo, young and ambitious, made a triumphant return after his defeat in Lisbon, while Messi won the first European Golden Boy award. Faced with this era of prodigious talent, Li De, a product of Sporting Gijón's youth academy, activates a football-devouring system. Starting with Haaland's dynamic talent and maxed-out strength, he devours defenders and goalkeepers alike! Anyone who messes with him on the field will be eaten alive! Even referees cannot escape his jaws; his violent football makes the entire football world tremble. Sporting Gijón legend David Villa is shocked. "Can you believe that someone 1.94 meters tall has Ronaldinho's dribbling, the Golden Bomber's headers, Batistuta's powerful shots, and Zidane's passing vision?" He's rumored to love sweet and sour chicken, a Chinese dish. Li De: "Hehe, I'm a sweet and sour kid."