第1章 出售仙子肚兜！

Fairy bibs for sale!

[Pay-to-win cultivation + pranks + bizarre side effects of elixirs and magical treasures + a sixth brother + lighthearted humor + unscrupulous merchant: take it or leave it]

Lin Fan transmigrated to the world of cultivation and obtained a system that allowed him to recharge and improve his cultivation level.

In order to earn spirit stones for recharging, he started a business selling pills and magical artifacts.

The elixirs and magical artifacts he sells are somewhat bizarre.

Although it is very powerful, it has a variety of strange side effects.

Faced with customer complaints, Lin Fan felt that they were just nitpicking.

So what if eating it makes you fart?

It just makes you more attractive...

Customer: "You shady merchant, why aren't you eating?"

Lin Fan: "I don't need to cultivate, so what do I need to eat?"

Straw sandals that can use athlete's foot to accelerate nitrogen.

It can transform into a dog-like escape cloak, etc...

Customer: "You swindler, why don't you use it?"

Lin Fan: "Businessmen make money by being friendly and don't like fighting, so naturally they don't need it."

Lin Fan: "Besides, I have my own innate magical artifact, so I don't need these."

Lin Fan: "Oh right, I also have a guard at the peak of the Tribulation Transcending stage."

Customer: "Please spare me, senior..."

Lin Fan: "I don't just deal in elixirs and magical artifacts. I also dabble in kidnapping, robbery, extortion, and other similar businesses. Would you like to patronize my business?"

【氪金修仙+恶搞整蛊+丹药法宝奇葩副作用+老六+轻松搞笑+奸商：不给就抢】
林凡穿越到修仙界，获得能充值提升修为的系统。
为了赚充值的灵石，他做起了丹药法宝生意。
他卖的丹药法宝，有些奇葩。
虽然功能很强，但却有各种奇怪的副作用。
面对顾客的抱怨，林凡却觉得他们是在找茬。
不就是吃了会放屁吗？
不就是吃了会变好色吗...
顾客：“奸商，你怎么不吃？”
林凡：“我又不用修炼，吃什么吃？”
能用脚气实现氮气加速的草鞋。
会变成狗遁走的挥天披风等等...
顾客：“奸商，你怎么不用？”
林凡：“生意人和气生财，不爱打斗，自然不需要。”
林凡：“而且我有本命伴生法宝，用不上这些。”
林凡：“哦对了，我还有渡劫期巅峰的护卫。”
顾客：“前辈饶命...”
林凡：“我不仅做丹药法宝生意。绑架抢劫敲诈勒索等业务也均有涉猎。阁下要照顾我生意吗？”