第一章 仙人抚我顶，结发受长生 

An immortal touched my head, granting me eternal life.

A young boy from Earth travels to a prehistoric world.

But this primordial world is different from the primordial world he knows. He has a mischievous and clever junior sister and a junior brother with severe paranoia.

Having just transmigrated, he thought he could easily conquer this legendary world, kicking the Three Pure Ones and punching the Two Sages. But reality dealt him a heavy blow. Until one day, he encountered a figure with an ethereal and otherworldly air.

"Young man, would you be willing to become my disciple?"

The young man agreed and embarked on the path of cultivating immortality.

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Li Changshou: "I'm 98% confident about this incident. If I'm not, it's still not safe enough. With my senior brother's help, the chances are 99%."

Ling'e: With Senior Brother here, there's nothing to worry about.

The two Western Saints: This child must not be kept.

Chen Changsheng: Many people ask me,...

一个蓝星少年，穿越到洪荒世界。
  但这个洪荒世界，与他认知的洪荒世界存在不同。他有一个古灵精坏小师妹，和有重度迫害妄想症的师弟。
  刚穿越，他本以为可以在这个传奇的世界。脚踢三清拳打、二圣。但现实给他沉重的打击。只到有一天，他遇到遇了仙风道骨的身影。
  “少年你可愿意拜我为师。”
  少年同意，踏上了修仙之路。
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  李长寿：“此次事件，我已有九成八把握，不行还是不够稳妥，再加上师兄，此番可达九成九”
  灵娥：有大师兄在，不用担心。
  西方二圣：此子断不可留。
  陈长生：世人多问我，...