My Crazy Girlfriend

In my past life, I was suffering from cancer. My childhood sweetheart came to my rescue and said she would give me a son and a daughter so that our brotherly bond could continue.

If I'm unhappy today, I'll beat my son; if I'm unhappy tomorrow, I'll beat my daughter.

After his rebirth, Ye Chen wanted to have a proper romance with his childhood sweetheart, but Zhao Xiaoling's headstrong personality made things difficult for him.

"Old Ye, are you trying to suffocate me by kissing me so hard that you'll find me a new deskmate?"

"Old Ye, did these punks bully you? Get out of my way, or they'll splatter blood all over your face!"

"Old Ye, you gave me roses, are you cursing me to die young?"

Watching Zhao Xiaoling uproot trees with her bare hands and chug bottles of baijiu, Ye Chen rubbed his throbbing temples and inwardly groaned.

Why are other school beauties so cute and adorable, while mine is such a jerk?