第1章 入群邀请

Group invitation

Lin Daoyan traversed a thousand years of primordial chaos and became a Golden Immortal of the Chan Sect.

At the start, I joined the All-Heavens Chat Group, and the group members turned out to be Haruhi Suzumiya, Angel Yan, and Feng Baobao.

He intended to simply sign in, but his senior brother Yu Ding dragged him off to "retrieve treasure":

"Junior brother, that Maitreya Buddha down the mountain is trying to steal our things."

Lin Daoyan silently raised the Burning Heaven Feather Fan:

"Then let's perform a ritual to help him pass on to the afterlife."

From then on, the style of the prehistoric world changed drastically:

He secluded himself in Kunlun Mountain, browsing group chats, collecting spiritual treasures with one hand and teaching group members how to cultivate immortality with the other.

"Yan, I've sent you the Golden Immortal data."

"Baby, is burying this person three zhang (approximately 10 meters) enough?"

"Commander, this is the 'alien' you were talking about."

Until the Great Tribulation of the Investiture of the Gods begins—

The Primordial Celestial Venerable gazed at his disciple, who held the Pure White Lotus and possessed the secret arts of the heavens, and fell into deep thought:

"How exactly did you cultivate this Dao?"

Lin Daoyan cupped his hands and smiled:

“Master, what I’m doing is called—proving the Dao through a chat group.”

林道衍穿越洪荒千年，苟成阐教金仙。
开局加入诸天聊天群，群友竟是凉宫春日、天使彦、冯宝宝。
他本想安心签到，师兄玉鼎却拉他去“取宝”：
“师弟，山下那弥勒佛想抢咱们东西。”
林道衍默默举起焚天羽扇：
“那就把他超度了吧。”
从此，洪荒画风突变：
他在昆仑山闭关刷群聊，一手收灵宝，一手教群友修仙。
“彦，金仙数据发你了。”
“宝宝，这人埋三丈够不够？”
“团长，这就是你说的‘外星人’。”
直到封神大劫开启——
元始天尊看着手持净世白莲、身怀诸天秘法的徒弟陷入沉思：
“你这道……到底怎么修的？”
林道衍拱手微笑：
“师尊，我这叫——聊天群证道。”