筹备我是歌手（大结局）

Preparation I am a singer (finale)

您有这嗓子，还干什么导演啊？（跪

You have such a voice, what are you doing as a director? (kneel

爱情公寓杀青（跪求订阅）

The love apartment is completed (kneeling to subscribe)

我是歌手（跪求订阅）

I am a singer (kneeling for subscription)

爱情公寓开拍（跪求订阅）

Love apartment starts shooting (kneeling for subscription)

让你当导演，你怎么成全能巨星了

When You Are a Director, How Do You Become a Full-Fledged Superstar

Lu Chuan transmigrated, and his transmigration location was surprisingly the wedding of his best friend's ex-girlfriend.
Facing the old husband and young wife who were marrying because of a child, Lu Chuan originally planned to suggest his buddy give a ten-thousand-yuan red envelope, so the old man would be a little better to the child.
Unexpectedly, an incident occurred, and the wedding venue turned into a crime scene.
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the groom was taken down to the ground by Lu Chuan and others.
"What are you doing!"
"Is being a police officer so great? Can police officers just beat people up?"
"Let go of me, I'm a legitimate businessman, I'm going to sue you! I'm going to file a complaint!"
Lu Chuan snorted coldly, pulled out the handcuffs he carried with him, and twisted the groom's arm: "Old Cabbage, stop pretending. The crime from twenty-eight years ago has come back to bite you!"
...
Years later, when Lu Chuan looked back on his brilliant life, it seemed only one sentence could describe it:
That year, with my hands in my pockets, I didn't know what an opponent was!

陆川穿越了，穿越地点竟然是死党前女友的婚礼现场。
  面对奉子成婚的老夫少妻，陆川本想建议兄弟上份万元红包，好让老头子对孩子好一点。
  没想到出了意外，婚礼现场变成了办案现场。
  众目睽睽之下，新郎官被陆川等人撂倒在地。
  “你们干什么！”
  “警察就了不起了吗，警察就能随便打人？”
  “放开我，我是正经商人，我要告你们！我要投诉！”
  陆川冷哼一声，掏出随身携带的手铐，扭过新郎官的胳膊：“老帮菜，别装了，二十八年前的事，犯了！”
  ……
  多年后，陆川回顾巅峰的一生，貌似只有一句话能够形容：
  那年，我双手插兜，不知道什么叫对手！

刑警日志

Criminal Police Officer's Diary

Chen Yan’s 100th blind date was a bit off track.

Because this guy caught the blind date.

…

“Since it’s a blind date, let’s get straight to the point!”

“Your salary is too low, and the house is too small… To be honest, if you weren’t handsome, our blind date would have ended here.”

The blind date is obviously not satisfied with Chen Yan’s situation.

“Well, write my name in the house and ask your family to buy another 500,000 car, and let’s get in touch.”

Chen Yan was a little hesitant and confused, this girl was more direct and… realistic than she imagined.

“It’s not about money at all for you to add my name to the house book. As for buying a car… To put it bluntly, it’s just my salary for a month.”

“But you are so hesitant about such a simple thing… You are too stingy.”

“Hehe, nothing else, I’ll go first.”

The blind date looked arrogant, and with a huh, he pronounced the ending of the blind date.

But Chen Yan felt that it might be a bit hasty to end the 100th blind date like this.

“Beauty, I’m not stingy, but if you want to leave, it doesn’t seem to work.”

“What? The police want to stalk you too? Or do they want me to pay the bill? Hehe, waiter, pay the bill!”

In addition to arrogance and contempt in the eyes of the blind date.

Stalker? pay?

“You don’t have to pay the bill!” Chen Yan took out a pair of silver bracelets expressionlessly.

“Please get up and put your head in your hands, you are under arrest!”

…

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the 100th blind date, the strongest police development system is activated!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for catching one of the main criminals of the Internet recruiting piao criminal gang, and rewarded for unlocking the olfactory gene lock!”

陈言的第100次相亲有点脱轨。因为这家伙把相亲对象给抓了。……“既然是相亲，我们就开门见山！”“你得工资太低了，而且房子太小……说实话，如果不是你长的帅，我们的相亲到此就会结束。”相亲对象显然对陈言的情况不太满意。“这样吧，房子写我名，让你家再买一部五十万的车子，咱们就接触接触。”陈言有点犹豫和懵逼，这姑娘比想象的更直接也更……现实。“让你在房本上加上我的名字，根本不是钱的事，至于买车……说白了，我一个月的工资而已。”“可是这么简单的事，你都如此犹豫……你这人太小气。”“呵呵，没别的事，我就先走了。”相亲对象神情高傲，一句呵呵，宣判了这次相亲的结局。但陈言觉得就这么结束第100次相亲，可能有点草率。“美女，我小不小气这事另说，可是你想走的话，好像不行。”“怎么？警察也想死缠烂打？或者是想让我买单？呵呵，服务员，买单！”相亲对象眼神中除了高傲还有轻蔑。死缠烂打？买单？“买单就不必了！”陈言面无表情的掏出一副银手镯。“请起身，双手抱头，你被逮捕了！”……“叮！恭喜宿主完成第100次相亲，最强警察养成系统激活！”“叮！恭喜宿主抓捕网络招piao犯罪团伙主犯一名，奖励开启嗅觉基因锁！”               
              
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第一百次相亲当天，逮捕相亲对象

On The Day Of My 100th Blind Date, I Arrested My Date

onthedayofmy100thblinddateiarrestedmydate第一百次相亲当天，逮捕相亲对象

What should I do after going to bed at the beginning?
Wait online, it's urgent.
...
Passerby A: "Chen Mo is the most popular singer ever!"
Passerby B: "Impossible, Chen Mo is the most powerful acting actor!"
Passerby C: "You're not right. Chen Mo is the most talented screenwriter."
Passerby: "To play, Chen Moke is the only master director with a cumulative box office of more than 100 billion yuan!"
...
Chen Mo said, "How can a screenwriter who can't sing and act become a good director?"

whenyouareadirectorhowdoyoubecomeafullfledgedsuperstar让你当导演，你怎么成全能巨星了

Başlıklar	When You Are a Director, How Do You Become a Full-Fledged Superstar 让你当导演，你怎么成全能巨星了
Durum	Completed
Eklenme Tarihi	29 Eylül 2022
Yazar	刹车很及时 Cha Che Hen Ji Shi
Tür	comedy,romance,slice-of-life,urban-life
Haftalık	#20270
Aylık	#21444
Tüm Zamanlar	#8325
Etiketler	Male Protagonist,Movies,Showbiz,System,Transmigration

When You Are a Director, How Do You Become a Full-Fledged Superstar

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