Li Chang'an traveled back in time to the Southern Song Dynasty, initially thinking he could make a name for himself using his knowledge from the future, but—

The system is 99.99% loaded... It's been stuck for a full hundred years!

He was neither good at literature nor martial arts; even the Beggars' Sect thought he had no talent!

He can only rely on toxic motivational quotes to fool people in the underworld, and has become a notorious old charlatan in Jiaxing City...

until--

Guo Jing: "This senior must be a reclusive master!"

Huang Rong: "You old liar! Even my father can't fake it as well as you!"

When I was old and frail, the system finally activated!

Travel through various realms + take on disciples and receive rewards!

Li Chang'an stroked his beard and smiled: "Disciples, your master is getting old, and fighting is no longer appropriate for me... Here, take this pile of elixirs and divine skills, and remember to be filial to your master!"

李长安穿越南宋，本以为能靠后世知识混个风生水起，结果——
  系统加载99.99%……卡了整整一百年！
  文不成，武不就，连丐帮都嫌他没天赋！
  只能靠毒鸡汤忽悠江湖人，混成嘉兴城著名老神棍……
  直到——
  郭靖：“这位前辈，必是隐世高人！”
  黄蓉：“老骗子！我爹都没你能装！”
  垂垂老矣时，系统终于激活！
  诸天穿越+收徒返还！
  李长安捋须一笑：徒儿们，为师年纪大了，打打杀杀不合适……来，这堆仙丹神功拿去，记得孝顺为师啊！

诸天：徒弟扶我青云志

All Heavens: My Disciple Helps Me Aspire to Soar to the Clouds

allheavensmydisciplehelpsmeaspiretosoartotheclouds诸天：徒弟扶我青云志