Relationship blogger Lin Du dies of a heart attack, enraged by someone with a ‘love brain.’

After her death, she transmigrates into a cultivation novel filled with sadomasochistic cultivation novel and tragic love, becoming a beautiful and strong yet tragically fated junior sister aunt whose destiny is to sacrifice herself, using her ashes to pave the way for the protagonist’s great love story.

After reading the script, she slowly types out a question mark, “Have all the wild vegetables on this mountain been dug up?”

The system gently advises her: “See those ‘love-brained’ people in your sect? Save them, and you can live.”

Lin Du: “One is willing to hit, the other willing to take it—respect the mockery, lock it in.”

System: “Sweetie, you only have one day left to live.”

Lin Du: “Right up my alley, satisfaction guaranteed.”

Thus, Lin Du accepts her fate and sets out to save the senior brother who was deceived into having his spiritual bone removed and ended up crippled, the second senior sister who was cut open by her Taoist partner to extract blood for the white moonlight while she was pregnant, and the junior sister who was used by the Demon Lord to steal the sect’s treasure and then abandoned, leading her to fall into demonic ways…

But why does this sect have such a strange vibe? The sect leader personally cooks a big goose in an iron pot, and the real immortals are either growing vegetables or digging for treasures…

Lin Du: “Not sure, let’s observe a bit more.”

She initially thought that those who were lost were beyond saving, but after getting to know them, she realized: Her nephews and nieces are so adorable—it’s all the fault of those evil cultivators!

As the story progresses to a crucial point, the entire sect ends up being assimilated by Lin Du.

Senior Brother: “Can’t ascend due to lack of a spiritual bone? If you can’t ascend, you can still go to hell!”

Second Senior Sister: “Dual cultivation? A child? I have a pregnancy pill; you can bear it yourself.”

Junior Sister: “The Demon Lord, the most handsome man in the world? That guy? Not even as good-looking as one of Lin Du’s fingers!”

Warnings: The entire story focuses on the female protagonist’s growth, with minor group scenes. There is a romantic subplot, but it has minimal screen time.

Marinford...

"Gulala, Ace, are you okay?" Whitebeard stood at the bow of the Moby Dick and looked at the execution platform.

"Whitebeard! You've come as expected, and this time you're destined to never come back!" Zhan Guo shouted at Whitebeard.

"Oh? Going but never coming back? I'm afraid that's not up to you." A blond boy moved and appeared beside Whitebeard.

"Who are you?" Zhan Guo looked at Leiduo in confusion.

"Edward Reardo!" The young man waved his staff, creating a strange phenomenon in the sky and on earth.

"Gulalalala, let's have a big fight today, brothers!" Whitebeard activated the Tremor-Tremor Fruit, causing a huge tsunami.

……

The weak rely on the strong to survive, and the strong control the fate of the weak. This is how the world has always been. Murphy, who has traveled through time and space, faces this cruel world. Will he choose to sink into it or go against the current?

[Aura revival + system + superpowers + single female lead (unknown)]

Teacher: "You have the power of fire, but if you don't study hard, you will only be able to burn boilers in the future!"

Mom: "When you date someone in the future, don't date someone with water powers, because water and fire don't mix, and powers that counteract each other are not suitable."

Dad: "If you can't get into a good university, go to a technical college and learn the art of cutting. You can become a cutter in the future, which is also a stable job."

After all, superpowers are the primary productive force of this era!

Am I crazy or is the world crazy?

[It will become more and more exciting and fun later. 】

This book is also known as 【 Cut off, and it's all broken.

【It was detected that Tang San was about to awaken the twins and souls. Is the host amputated? 】

“Cut off, give me a hard cut. ” Su Mu did not hesitate and chose yes.

【Successfully intercepted Hu Wu Soul Blue Silver Emperor, Hao Tian Hammer. Get 1,000 points of the beard. 】

【Discounted return option 】

【Option 1: Return to the Blue Silver Emperor 】

【Option 2: Return to Hao Tian Hammer】

【Option three: Return the blue silver hammer + Hao Tianchao】

Host selection.

Blue silver hammer? Hao Tiancao?

Su Mu: Choose three and choose three!!

.....

【It was detected that Tang San was learning ‘ the chaotic cloak hammer ’ whether the host was amputated?】

“Cut off, cut off! ”

【The interception is successful, please ask the host to choose to convert the intersection, or use it as his own 】

“For your own use ”

【Congratulations to the host for getting ‘ Eighteen stops’】

【Eighteen non-stop, nineteen stop. Seal Dou Luo, cut the gods! 】

【Discounted return option 】

【Option 1: Return ‘ Chopped Hammer ’, 40.5 Hammer. 】

【Option 2: Return ‘ Windy Hammer ’, 20.25 Hammer. 】

【Option three: return ‘ chaotic cloak hammer ’, 10.125 hammer. 】

Su Mu: God fucking 10.125 hammer. God King must want this.

.......

Su Mu: Come and dry me with your 10.125 hammer, I will beat you 18 times, and choose you more.

Tang Hao: Xiaosan, you will use the blue and silver hammer in your left hand to protect the Hao Tianchao in your right hand. No, there are twelve points wrong.

Zombies, space, superpowers, no rebirth, and a single female protagonist. The end of the world suddenly came, zombies, monsters were rampant, and order was in chaos. The living people had a hard time surviving, and some people began to awaken various superpowers. Ling Feng awakened his plundering talent and began his difficult road to survival in the end of the world! Then he started his life of cheating!

In 2004, the Japanese record market went downhill.

The peak period of the four great singers has passed.

Kimura dominates the Japanese drama world,

The Double A era has not yet arrived.

Japanese entertainment giants are rising together,

Reborn as a Japanese boy, see how Kiyoshi Sakamoto used his ability to predict the future and strong learning ability to release records, act in movies, establish the Sony Group, produce Nogizaka, and finally become the brightest sun.

Yui Aragaki lives across the street, and Rena Nounen is her junior.

I'm Sakamoto from Japan Entertainment, what can I do for you?!

PS: This book is a slow-paced and relaxing read, so please enjoy it slowly.

[Entries] + [Plot Stream] + [Family Stream] + [Upgrade Stream]

"You can obtain the following initial entries as the immortal cultivation foundation entries. They are related to the direction and results of future cultivation. Please choose carefully."

"You can obtain an entry every time you upgrade and break through."

"Entries are divided into six colors: white, blue, purple, red, gold, and colorful. Colorful entries are the highest and can only be obtained after a high-level breakthrough."

1.

[Entry Name]: Masochism.

[Entry Color]: Colorful.

[Entry Description]: Any damage to your body will make your body stronger.

......

7.

[Entry Name]: Fishing for Eternity.

[Entry Color]: Colorful.

[Entry Description]: You are in seclusion and gain a small realm of cultivation every ten years. You do not need to practice or spiritual root qualifications. If your seclusion is broken, you need to restart the time.

......

9.

[Entry Name]: Phoenix Child and Son. 【Item Color】: Colorful.

【Item Description】: Your offspring must have spiritual roots.

Chen Yun chose 【Phoenix Child】, and his children must have spiritual roots.

【Hope Your Sons Become Dragons】 If your children break through a great realm, you can get item rewards.

【Mi-style Card Draw】 Every ninety offspring have a chance to draw a great luck and heavenly spiritual root offspring. If not, it is considered a swindle. The next ninety draws will definitely produce a heavenly spiritual root offspring, which is considered a guarantee.

When Chen Yun holds 【Phoenix Child】 + 【Hope Your Sons Become Dragons】 + 【Mi-style Card Draw】, it is true that as long as he has a son, he will be invincible. He doesn't know how to lose.

【Play + Slay God + Invincible + Undertale + Sans/AU Sans】

Li Shansi was hit by "Dayun"—literally! It was the legendary heavy truck that transported time travelers!

He was crossing the street engrossed in a novel, even finishing "Slay the Gods" for the seventh time. The result? He watched others walk, and blindly followed them... not even looking at the lights! And then, he plunged headfirst into the vortex of "Slay the Gods."

What's even more outrageous is that, probably because he was a fan of "Undertale" in his previous life, the cheat code bound to it turned out to be a role-playing system!

The first template given?

A skeleton in a blue hoodie!

Well, he himself has become a skeleton!

At the beginning, you are unlucky enough to run into a psychic chasing and whispering?

"Really? Sir? I'm afraid my small body will be crushed like a bone on the roadside."

Just then—

[Ding! Roleplay 10%! Bonus ability...]

...

"Heh~, I'm just a skeleton. It's too much trouble to kill a god..." He raised his hand lazily and fired a dragon bone cannon. Half of Poseidon's godhead evaporated on the spot.

Ye Fan: "ber? You... are a mystery? What about me?"

With a casual wave of the hack knife, a piece of Shiva's divinity was bitten off.

Zhou Ping: "Ber? You're really good at wielding a knife."

With a light tap of the fingertips, reality is modified, and the key to the door doubts the birth of God.

Lin Qiye: "...Compared to your cheat, my golden finger is nothing."