As soon as he woke up, Rick returned to his senior year’s class. The classmates took their swords and sticks to class, and the teacher became a woman Taoist.
Little fat man in the back seat, why are there two big hammers under his chair.
Lake discovered that this is an era of global travel!
In the year 1340 of the Shire Reckoning, one year before the departure of the Lonely Mountain expedition, the Grey Wizard had yet to visit the Shire, the Dwarf King was still forging weapons in the Blue Mountains, and the dragon still slept deep within the mountain…
In that very year, a young wizard unexpectedly crossed into Middle-earth, carrying the Hogwarts Sign-in System.
Overnight, Hogwarts Castle rose from the ground, standing tall and majestic on the lands of Middle-earth; flying broomsticks streaked across the skies, becoming a unique sight in this world.
In the wild lands, the legend of a black-robed wizard began to spread silently.
He was a friend of the Elves, a bane to the Orcs, a nightmare to the Trolls, and the lifelong nemesis of the Dark Lord Sauron.
Years later, when the Dark Lord was defeated, the Elves sailed West, and the Age of Men began—Duir, who had signed in at all corners of Middle-earth, looked toward the fabled lands in the West.
[Location: Aman. Would you like to sign in?]
Li Xiao returned to his hometown, inherited a zoo, obtained a system, and started a live stream of his pleasant daily life at the zoo. He would pet tigers, tease eagles, and rescue some wild animals. Unbeknownst to him, he became known as the last cultivator on Earth.
Audience member: "This guy can communicate with animals!"
Li Xiao: "I don't understand animal language."
After saying that, he started to educate the giant panda about rare animals, letting the giant panda do whatever it wanted, regardless of what level of protection the animals were, since it was already at the maximum level!
Audience member: "The zoo director is so poor, the zoo is almost bankrupt."
Li Xiao: "I'm not poor, I'm just not interested in money."
After saying that, Li Xiao caught a bluefin tuna worth 21 million, the most expensive in the world!
Audience member: "Is the headmaster actually a cultivator?"
Li Xiao: "Young people, you must believe in science!"
After saying that, Li Xiao, holding the golden eagle cub that had fallen off the cliff, leaped down...
The newly created group number is 1062516790. It's very pink and cute, so hurry up and get on board!
Kuhe traveled to the world of pirates.
The system asked him to build the strongest female pirate group.
The more members the pirate group has, the stronger it is, the greater its influence, and the higher the benefits Kuhe will get. At
the beginning, he kidnapped Hancock and persuaded the navy Momotogi Gion to rebel.
He began to look for crew members all over the world.
Momotogi Gion, Empress Hancock, Queen Stussy of Happy Street, Shaqi, Yamato, Charlotte Smoothie, Belo Betty, Runti, Makino, Nico Robin... formed a hundred-man pirate group.
Until the pirate group surpassed the four emperors.
When Kuhe saw the demon king Ivankov, he discovered a bug in the system.
Ye Chang'an, whose life was once saved by a Police officer, was determined to become a Police officer.
On his first day of work.
Just as Ye Chang'an arrived at the Police Station, a voice rang out in his mind.
[Ding! Criminal System successfully bound.]
[As a professional criminal, you must be prepared before taking action.]
[Choosing to commit a crime at a time when Police Force is weak can reduce the risk of being arrested.]
[Mission: Please investigate the detailed duty roster of the Police officers at the Tangwu County Police Station.]
Before Ye Chang'an could even react, the Police Chief introduced the station's duty schedule to the newly-hired him.
[Ding! Mission over-fulfilled, and did not arouse any suspicion from the Police.]
[Your ability is quite remarkable!]
[Rating: SSS]
[Super Reward is being issued...]
Ye Chang'an: ?
...
[Criminal Points +1000]
[Host is currently ranked 500th on the Criminal Leaderboard.]
Criminal X: This guy's Criminal Points have been increasing so fast lately. We can contact him for a collaboration.
...
One day.
Ye Chang'an, who was working at the Public Security Bureau, received a message.
"Interested in a collaboration for a perfect crime?"
Looking at the table full of medals of honor, Ye Chang'an laughed out loud.
Su Mu travels through the Martial Soul City on the Douluo Continent to awaken the Heaven Auction System and auction all things in the heavens.
The first world bound by Su Mu is the King of Glory World, in the game...
Lin Jingyu transmigrated to a world of cultivation and became a cultivator at the second level of Qi Refining.
Having awakened the intelligence-gathering cheat, it can refresh information about past events and predict future events anytime, anywhere.
Lin Chengyuan discovered a spiritual herb attached to the roots of the Three Spring Flowers while purchasing them, and sold it for over ten spirit stones...
A true disciple of the Tianyue Sect steals a precious treasure from the sect and betrays it, becoming a traitorous cultivator...
[The elder of Hundred Flowers Valley favored a hundred handsome mortal men in a single day, and someone recorded the act, which has become the talk of the town...]
[A Foundation Establishment Elder of the Spirit Moon Sect snagged a naturally formed spirit artifact at a bargain price, making a fortune...]
A massive surge of malevolent energy occurred, affecting tens of thousands of acres of spiritual fields, resulting in a complete crop failure...
Several powerful cultivator factions have joined forces, preparing to plunder the market...
...
Relying on his special abilities, he avoided risks, acquired resources, and led his family to become increasingly powerful.
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The day Ning Ruan left the village, a freak appeared on the continent of Kyushu.
Master?
Sword cultivator?
No, she just wanted to be a wet nurse!
Mainland geniuses: Shut up, you jinx!
...
later:
"Help! I only realized after meeting Ning Ruan that a healer can actually kill someone!"
"But isn't she a metal-type spirit master?"
"Is it a wood element?"
"It's clearly a water system."
"Impossible, I saw with my own eyes that she is a fire elementalist."
"No, she must be an earth-type."
"Nonsense, she is clearly a sword cultivator!"
"Is she really not a warrior? I saw her smash someone's head with her own fists..."
Ning Ruan: Okay, I'm coming clean. A mage who doesn't want to be a healer isn't a good swordsman!
The main characters are a healer wielding a sword, slaying enemies from afar; and a mage swinging his fists, each blow fatal.
...
Later:
Ning Ruan discovered that there wasn't a single normal person in the entire sect, except for her.
The hot-tempered master is protective of his own and loves to fight.
The senior swordsman has been cultivating his sword for over ten years, but never uses it.
The second senior brother, a sword cultivator, kills without fail when he draws his sword; no one survives his strike.
Gou Wang's third senior brother: He even adds dozens of layers of defensive formations to the toilet. He's a monster who holds back a hundred tricks while others hold back one.
The fourth senior brother, the "Slacker King": Aside from spirit stones, which allow him to move without complaint, he is abnormally tired even when breathing.
The socially awkward Fifth Brother is ruthless and doesn't talk much; the more he hits someone, the fiercer he becomes.
Seventh Senior Brother Juan Wang: A pervert who always wants to kill his fellow disciples, he is constantly cultivating.
...
And then:
Ning Ruan also discovered that the novice village where he grew up was actually a gathering place for top players.
Those cheap fathers are all old men who would be struck by lightning if they left the village.
Ningruan: You don't understand the joy of the second generation of repairmen!
[No system + Rigorous + Emperor + Black-bellied + Killing + Reversal] In the twenty-fifth year of Hongwu, Zhu Yunhuan, who traveled through time, found out: Old Zhu died early? Well, it would be a waste to let Zhu Yunwen sit on the throne, so I'll take it! However, Zhu Yunhuan didn't know. Zhu Yuanzhang actually faked his death to test Zhu Yunwen. "What? Zhu Yunhuan ascended the throne!?" "Still want to reduce the power of the vassal states? Someone... wait, let's hear what he says!" "We forbade the sea but he wants to go out to sea? Come on... no, there are so many good things overseas?" "..." After waiting for a while, Zhu Yuanzhang felt that he could not wait any longer. In the morning court, seeing the "resurrected" Zhu Yuanzhang sitting on the dragon throne, Zhu Yunhuan was confused, and then a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Grandpa Emperor, please make way, you can sit on my dragon throne."
"Take this apartment."
"Wear this watch."
"Here, take this card."
"I told you, I'll take care of you."
Lin Yi looked at Yoona's domineering demeanor and smiled. He was almost full from being a kept man.
Just then, a laugh came from behind.
"Oppa, when are you going to do something naughty? Take me with you!"
Looking back, a lovely girl stood smiling sweetly in the sunlight, radiant and charming.