Li Wei, a Chinese, entered Hogwarts in 1971 and graduated from Slytherin House. Twenty-one years after graduating from Hogwarts, he was accused of "spreading and proliferating the Dark Arts" and, after defeating nine Aurors sent by the British Ministry of Magic to arrest him, was personally summoned by Dumbledore and forced to become the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. "First-years, Professor Hooch, who is in charge of flying, told me that she is not feeling well today, so both flying classes this afternoon will be replaced with Defense Against the Dark Arts. The same applies to second-years; Professor Trelawney, who is in charge of Divination, senses that her fortune is not good this month and she is not suitable to teach. For the next month, you will not need to attend any Divination classes. Please remember this and make sure you don't go to the wrong classroom." "NO!!!!!!!!!...
Wei Ming traveled through time when the world was about to fall into chaos.
The dynasty is corrupt, martial arts are respected, the strong can collapse mountains with a snap of their fingers, and the lives of the weak are worthless.
In order to gain a foothold in this chaotic world, Wei Ming awakens the [Limit Breaking Panel].
Any martial art, as long as you practice hard, can achieve unlimited breakthroughs!
So he hid himself in the city and practiced in silence.
[Health-preserving boxing·Five Animal Exercises] Break the limit: Tiger roar shakes the soul, deer spirit heals wounds, bear strength shakes the mountain, ape disappears without a trace, crane cry dispels evil!
[Blacksmithing Hammer Method] Break the limit: One hammer decides the outcome, all weapons bow; steel is forged through hundreds of tempers, and the body becomes as strong as a weapon!
[Spirit Turtle Tendon Refining Method] Break the limit: tendons are like dragons and pythons, energy is like the vast ocean, and life is like a celestial turtle!
When the world was in chaos, heroes rose up and demons ran rampant...
Wei Ming finally stopped hiding, took a step forward, and punched the mountains and rivers!
At that moment, the world was shocked to realize——
In this world, there have long been people who have mastered martial arts and dominated the world for eight hundred years!
[Naruto, city, daily life, live broadcast, spoof, cool article, no conspiracy theory, not pure live broadcast,]
Qiu Li is a social phobic, but when Tongzi, who grew up with him, asks him to help with a live broadcast task...
He agreed. After all, he only needed to broadcast for one to three hours a month, watch short videos, and listen to novels, and the time would pass quickly.
On the first day of the show, everyone in the Ninja World, the Pure Land, and the Moon felt the deep malice from the Creator's World.
What is it like to play their memes in front of them?
Live broadcast content?
When everyone in the ninja world saw the modern short video that was too embarrassing to watch on the screen.
Kaguya scratched the moon's surface with her toes.
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When everyone saw the spoof photoshopped picture of Ninja Shura wearing women's clothing.
Many people believed it to be true.
Ban's scalp felt tingling.
Konan: That masked man has been lying to us. He is not the real Uchiha Madara at all.
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When everyone saw Kakashi give Naruto a Thousand Years of Death.
Four generations of couples...
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After the first live broadcast, little Naruto, who was hated and rejected by the villagers yesterday, was surprised to find that he actually had many fans in the ninja world.
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Uchiha Itachi also guessed the outcome of the future coup from the live broadcast, and he tried to make changes.
Fortunately, the result did not disappoint him.
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PS: This is not a live broadcast article!!!
(Family style, mortal style, farming style)
Ling Pengyun carries a volume of Taoist scriptures, reincarnates as a member of the Ling family immortal clan, and embarks on the immortal path.
Use spiritual plants to expand the family, and let the Lingxiao Ling family achieve the name of "the world's granary"! ! ! !
When he woke up, Xu Tongdao returned to the most difficult period of his family when he was 17 years old.
His dad lost a lot of money in a bet and eloped with his uncle’s widow, leaving the whole family with a lot of debts.
An honest and introverted mother can’t support their three siblings alone.
He just finished the high school entrance examination soon.
The younger brother is in the second grade.
My sister is in the first year of junior high school.
Before the whole family…the first is the question of eating.
[Behind the Scenes] + [System] + [No Romance] + [Spiritual Qi Revival] Xia Tianxia unexpectedly transmigrates to a parallel world and obtains a system called "Grandpa of Fate." The system randomly provides various items, and only those destined to use or learn from these items can earn Xia Tianxia richer rewards. As Xia Tianxia continues to give away opportunities, his rewards become increasingly abundant. As time passes, the world gradually moves towards an unknown future…
Where the leaves dance, the fire is also alive.
The firelight will continue to illuminate the village and cause new leaves to sprout.
Funan Uchiha closed the book, and said in a sentence: It's really well written!
When will I, Uchiha, have the awareness and strength of the third Naruto-sama?
Hey, my throat is uncomfortable, He tui.
...
My friend Zhishui is facing a life-and-death crisis.
Disciple Itachi is about to start a life of leading a filial son.
The eyes of the whole family are about to become specimens for others, and their obsession with eyes has reached the level of 'love it'.
Faced with Konoha F4's pressing force, Uchiha Funan, a 15-year-old retired cadre of the Uchiha family, decided to go out.
Your meridians cannot be cultivated? It’s ok! There are Crazy Leveling System, do missions, kill monsters, swallow other people’s spiritual power, make pills or forge weapon, participate in big battle, you can gain experience!
EXP is too low? No worries! I have double EXP card, ten times EXP card! EXP bursts and level rises!
What genius, big family young master, empire emperor, and talent? In the face of this Crazy Leveling System, they are far behind!
“Huh, did I level up again?” Yi Tianyun woke up and found himself level up again.
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The day Ning Ruan left the village, a freak appeared on the continent of Kyushu.
Master?
Sword cultivator?
No, she just wanted to be a wet nurse!
Mainland geniuses: Shut up, you jinx!
...
later:
"Help! I only realized after meeting Ning Ruan that a healer can actually kill someone!"
"But isn't she a metal-type spirit master?"
"Is it a wood element?"
"It's clearly a water system."
"Impossible, I saw with my own eyes that she is a fire elementalist."
"No, she must be an earth-type."
"Nonsense, she is clearly a sword cultivator!"
"Is she really not a warrior? I saw her smash someone's head with her own fists..."
Ning Ruan: Okay, I'm coming clean. A mage who doesn't want to be a healer isn't a good swordsman!
The main characters are a healer wielding a sword, slaying enemies from afar; and a mage swinging his fists, each blow fatal.
...
Later:
Ning Ruan discovered that there wasn't a single normal person in the entire sect, except for her.
The hot-tempered master is protective of his own and loves to fight.
The senior swordsman has been cultivating his sword for over ten years, but never uses it.
The second senior brother, a sword cultivator, kills without fail when he draws his sword; no one survives his strike.
Gou Wang's third senior brother: He even adds dozens of layers of defensive formations to the toilet. He's a monster who holds back a hundred tricks while others hold back one.
The fourth senior brother, the "Slacker King": Aside from spirit stones, which allow him to move without complaint, he is abnormally tired even when breathing.
The socially awkward Fifth Brother is ruthless and doesn't talk much; the more he hits someone, the fiercer he becomes.
Seventh Senior Brother Juan Wang: A pervert who always wants to kill his fellow disciples, he is constantly cultivating.
...
And then:
Ning Ruan also discovered that the novice village where he grew up was actually a gathering place for top players.
Those cheap fathers are all old men who would be struck by lightning if they left the village.
Ningruan: You don't understand the joy of the second generation of repairmen!
This is a world dominated by all the people. As long as the chance is enough, immortality is not a legend.
Zhou Yan accidentally traveled to this magical world, and awakened the golden finger, and was able to infinitely evolve his territory.
Ordinary [Barracks] evolves into [Bronze Sparrow Terrace], and summons the RRR-quality Diaochan who knows swordsmanship at the beginning!
Ordinary [Lord Crystal] evolves into [King Crystal], the defense power is increased by ten times, and monsters cannot be beaten!
Ordinary [altar] evolves into [mysterious shop], and various treasures are refreshed regularly, and there is a 10% discount card at the beginning of the game. Equipment, buildings and so on are all not a problem.
Ordinary [Thatched Cottage] evolves into [Reiki Bamboo House], and becoming a fairy is not a dream.
"You are just the lowest-level white lord, why are there such terrible heroes!"
"This is really just a low-level lord, why is the defense of this territory so terrible."
"My dragon was slaughtered before it even reached the city gate, hemp egg...don't eat it!!"
"Wuuuuuuu, my territory was actually destroyed by a beautiful girl. She said her name was Diao Chan."
Zhou Yan: "Although I am only the lowest-level white lord, I still beat the whole world.