First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

Xiao Fan traveled through the world of fighting spirit, bound to the sign-in system of all worlds, and gained extraordinary enlightenment at the beginning.

Not only that, he was also invited to join the Wanjie chat group.

With double cheats, shouldn’t this take off directly?

Xiao Fan developed steadily in the Dou Qi world, and struck hard in the chat group world. He broke through the Dou Emperor realm before Xiao Yan, and the name of Thunder Emperor resounded throughout the heavens and myriad worlds!

Su Xiaoxiao: The omniscient and omnipotent immortal? No, I’m a fangirl of Thunder Emperor!

Ip Man: With the might of the Thunder Emperor, I can beat ten thousand of them now!

Zhu Yuanzhang: Thank you, Thunder Emperor, our Ming Dynasty has become a place where the sun never sets!

Kanan: I’ve already washed and am waiting for Thunder Emperor to come!

Xiongba: I caught a divine dragon and presented it to the Thunder Emperor as a mount!

Video games are one of the important ways to entertain people in the new era.

However, Take Yuxing from Japan, who traveled to a parallel world, found that the game industry in this world was extremely sluggish, and it seemed that it had never arisen.

So Zhu Yuxing decided to bring the ninth art to the world.

“Mom, Super Mario 3 is out! This is my most wanted Christmas present!”

…

“My Zelda is addicted to picking branches and has no intention to save the princess”

“It was Link who saved the princess!”

“Huh? Is it? Well Zelda”

…

“I am willing to sacrifice my soul just to protect the fire girl!”

…

“More than racing, Forza is YYDS!”

…

“Tifa is my eternal goddess!”

Games never sleep, this is a story that will only focus on developing the game entertainment industry.

(This story is a parallel universe and does not insinuate any related characters. Any similarity is purely coincidental)

After an ordinary time travel, Yun Ge arrived in the world of the Universal Lord, where he obtained the Nuwa Dao Palace and the Five-Colored Divine Stone. "What? A random buff every day?" Yun Ge pondered his gift, contemplating it. From then on, he gained standard buffs like 10x Drop Rate, Double Experience, Wishes Come True, and Words Become Real, while other unusual buffs like Curse You with a Circle, See You're Not a Good Person, and Seafood Killer appeared one after another. "What strange buff will tomorrow be?" Yun Ge expressed his anticipation.

[Rating has just started; it will rise later.]

[Ordinary person + not a loser + decisive in killing + upright values ​​+ Grand Celestial Technique + founder of a sect]

Cultivation stages: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation...

Main character's cultivation realms: Refining Essence into Qi, Refining Qi into Spirit, Refining Spirit into Emptiness, Refining Emptiness into Dao, Pure Yang Celestial Immortal

Young Chen Chunan transmigrates to a world of cultivation.

Unfortunately, his aptitude for the five spiritual roots meant his cultivation progressed slowly, leaving him with no hope of reaching the Foundation Establishment stage.

I told my sister that I suddenly had the idea to try the internal alchemy method from Journey to the West.

Only after studying it did I realize that the ancients had long ago hidden the true cultivation method of the "Great Celestial Immortal Technique" within the chapters of Journey to the West.

From then on, Chen Chunan embarked on a brand-new version of cultivation. Since it was difficult to borrow external methods for cultivating the five spiritual roots, he decided to seek them internally.

Cultivating one's mind and character...

Uchiha Shimei has transmigrated.

The good news is that he transmigrated into the Uchiha clan; the bad news is that the system has a bug, insisting that he is Hashirama Senju.

[Ding! Detected that Lord Hashirama has appeared among the Uchiha clan. Lord Hashirama, please show your hospitality as Hokage and shake hands with 10 Uchiha clan members!]

[Mission Reward: Unmarked Healing!]

[Ding! Detected. Huh? Hashirama-sama has awakened the Sharingan? Looks like it's his younger brother Tobirama's doing. Mission issued: Correct Itachi Uchiha's misconceptions!]

[Mission Reward: Mangekyou Sharingan!]

During the Third Shinobi World War, looking at Uchiha Shinobu, who was even more skilled in using Wood Release than himself, Senju Hashirama fell silent: "Damn it, I feel like he's more like Senju Hashirama than I am!"

Jiang Qian is a top fantasy novel enthusiast who is popular among both male and female readers.

But one night while reading a fantasy novel for women, he accidentally traveled through time.

Moreover, he became the villain cannon fodder in the novel.

In order to survive, he stayed away from the heroine and tried hard to survive.

Unexpectedly, the heroine pestered him.

Duan Yuqing, the Holy Son of Qingshan Sect: You bastard, you stole my junior sister, I will never forgive you.

Wu Feiyu, the Demon Emperor of the Demon Clan: Jiang Qian, if I don’t tear you into pieces, I won’t be the Demon Emperor.

Xiao Xuanleng, the son of Longyan Chamber of Commerce, said: I will use all my resources to rescue Jiang Zixuan from you!

Jiang Qian looked at the many male protagonists who loved the heroine in the original novel, and then looked at the heroine who was clinging to him, and complained helplessly: "I just want to survive, what are you doing!"

Main characters: Jiang Qian, Jiang Zixuan,

[No romantic pairing] Both legs are disabled, brother is missing, and he has a "useless" character script.

Realms merged, myriad races roamed freely, and the human race declined.

At this moment, Ning Yao lowered her head once again, looking at the magical artifact she had successfully crafted on her first attempt.

Pick up the exercise manual again, and you'll understand it at a glance.

While others struggle to comprehend a single Great Dao, Ning Yao's body contains ten thousand Great Daos.

To comprehend the Great Dao?

Isn't that as easy as eating and drinking?

Ning Yao smiled: You might not believe it, but I'm really just an ordinary little genius.

The myriad races call her a jinx, the number one liar among them.

Ning Yao shook her head and scoffed: How could that be?

Until that day when the question was asked... a radiant road appeared in all realms, with a single word engraved on it—"deception"!

She entered the world of deception!

The humans say she is ruthless and cruel, and has cheated countless people.

Ning Yao looked completely wronged.

Later... it is written in "The Legend of the Empress of Myriad Realms": From the moment Ning Yao stepped into the sacred Taixu Sect, this sect was destined to be in turmoil...

She grew up in peace and rose from blood and fire, becoming the first person to prove her path through killing.

She is a big liar, an executioner; but she is also a first-order being, a prodigy, and even... the Empress of Myriad Realms!

QQ group: 816335625. Welcome everyone to join and have fun!

The new book [Dragon Blood War Lord] has been released. Please support it! A man who travels to the Kyushu continent with a series of ancient body-building and health-preserving techniques to stand at the top of this world. Twelve beautiful women represent the twelve most beautiful women in this world!

[Multiverse + Reverse Godly Riches + Dihua Style + Hilarious and Refreshing Novel]

Chosen by the gods to become an angel investor in countless worlds, the only condition for returning home is to lose all his money?

The overjoyed office worker Cao Xiaoxia exclaimed, "This can be done with just hands!"

So, full of confidence, he embarked on a spending spree across the myriad worlds, throwing money at the most unreliable projects!

The Fourth Hokage, who believed investing was a sure way to fail, was trying to throw his money away.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for successfully preventing the Nine-Tails' rampage and bringing peace to the ninja world. Your foundation's assets have increased 100 times!]

Sponsoring Bucky the Joker to run a delivery service, waiting for the company to go bankrupt and be liquidated?

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for monopolizing logistics on the Grand Line, becoming the "Fifth Emperor of the Sea," and your group's market value has skyrocketed 1000 times!]

Give Deadpool an unlimited black card so he can squander it as he pleases?

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for creating the world's number one internet celebrity! Your merchandise is selling like hotcakes, and your personal brand value is immeasurable!]

Cao Xiaoxia, seeing his astronomical assets growing ever larger and the progress bar for getting home getting further and further away, finally broke down.

"Please, I beg you! Stop making me money! I just want to go home!"

However, his subordinates, the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix Chick, were filled with admiration:

Orochimaru: "Boss's move may seem absurd, but it's actually using money to force a technological revolution. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!"

Kaguya Shinomiya: "Every money-losing plan of the boss perfectly predicted all the market trends. He is the true god of business!"